I've been to every bar in Antioch, except this one. Â So I decided to change that one night with some friends after we walked out of Bases Loaded with exceptional intoxication levels. Â We didn't know where we wanted to go so I triumphantly bellowed out, "TO CHEERS!" and everyone took me seriously for some reason. Â I'm an Antioch vet so I am aware of the types of people that frequent this place. Â I went in not expecting much and I had a surprisingly good time. Â Lots of hardcore, old as dirt, rough looking alky's everywhere. Â Me and my crew were the youngest ones there by at least 30 years. Â The spring chicken of the regular cheers crowd stepped to me and my buddy and we laced her with straight GAME! Â The only time I have any game is if I'm in a blackout state so I could have just said "Hey, boobs!" for all I remember. Â Whatever I said worked because she definitely wanted a shot at the title.
Review Source:After over 10 years (literally) of observation, sometimes in disgust, sometimes curiosity, I finally had a drink at Cheers a couple of weeks ago. The stripmall in which it's located used to be the skid row of Antioch--and where I took guitar lessons!--but now, thanks to the addition of a Starbucks, the bums and daytime drunks are joined by a plethora of hip youngsters, "business people," etc. But Cheers is, I daresay, as good as always.
It's one of those places where you see the old, run-down looking people outside at 10am, taking long, deep drags off of their Marlboro Reds and Winstons, already trashed and looking tore the fuck up. So I was skeptical and always assumed it to be a depressing scene. This was, obviously, before I was aware of the amazing inherent in super divey dives.
That isn't to say that Cheers isn't depressing. My friend and I were the youngest people in there by a good 30 years, and sadly the most sober. But you know what? Having a cheap bourbon on the rocks and the opportunity to have one of those semi-drunken deep conversations with an elder about things like the true definition of poverty (monetary or personal/spiritual) are what make places like Cheers really great. It's tiny, it's dark, everyone is 40+ and a regular, you know a lot of them have severe liver damage, but there's a friendly, relaxed atmosphere (from what I saw, no drama, and certainly no one-upping from sexier than thou Contra Costa Cunts), it's dark, there are TVs, and, hey!, there's homemade breads that you can buy (and I would've, if I hadn't spent all of my money on a whiskey).
Will Cheers become one of my regular hangouts? Hell no. I don't generally frequent bars where the clientele is all on a first name basis w/ all of the bartenders. It's enough for me that one bouncer at Zeitgeist always remembers me. But I will definitely be back to Cheers. Whether I need a mid-day cocktail to take the edge off or just want a cheap drink close to home in an unimposing place, Cheers is just seedy enough to be somewhere I want to return to.
I'm cracking up that yelp lists this little podunk drinking hole is called "nightlife" oh, I suppose it would be called nightlife given the fact it's located in Antioch.
I cannot recall a time ever in my almost 40 years that I've walked into a bar ALONE, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. Â I did it though. Â Last night - here, at Cheers!
I had placed an order for some Thai food at the restaurant next door and figured WTF I'm going in while they cook my order.
OK, OK. Â I DID have my brother on the phone with me and I WAS expecting my husband to walk in at any minute. Â Regardless, I did it and it was very liberating.
The crowd (if you could call them that) more like puffy faced regulars, if you will, Â were not very welcoming, pleasant or easy on the eyes, so I felt like a pretty big deal. Â They seemed to warm up to me after my first drink and that is the same time my husband arrived so its your call. Â Maybe the women that have their asses firmly planted in the bar stools prefer you come in with a man so as not to take away from the geriatric hotties they are vying for? Â
If you are 60 or under its a great place to get eye-phuqued by the guys at the bar . Â The drinks are very good, the bartender is a riot and the Thai food place next door is bumpin' so yeah, I will be back!
Cheers to you!