Cue Bridge Billiards

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  Whoa. Like, whoa. Where do I start, exactly?
  
  Well, I'll start with the fact that there is black paper covering the windows and a neon "open" sign, adult book store style. Let your mind take you to that dirty place while I get into this review...
  
  The pool club is in a strip mall, like so many other gems in Jersey, so one wouldn't really assume anything walking up to the place.  Once inside though, you're greeted by the smell of desperation. What does that smell like, you ask? Stale air fresheners, commercial carpet/paint/ceiling tiles that have been there since before the smoking ban, cats (I know), and an air filter that probably hasn't been touched in ten years.
  
  The guy that runs the place is a sweet heart. Older, nice, and the kind of guy I'd shoot the 'ish with for the better portion of an afternoon. He looks like a guy who's got an interesting life of stories to share.
  
  The place though is nothing short of sad. The majority of pool tables are completely bare and haven't been re-felted in I don't even know how long. A good portion of the cue sticks don't have tips, and some of the pockets aren't quite aligned so the balls just fall on the floor, allowing for a spontaneous game of catch-me-if-you-can.  There is a dog cage in the back left of the hall with a cat bowl...yes, I saw two cats living on the premises, one of them appeared to be either obese or pregnant.  There is also a really creepy set of couches in the back with stuffing coming out of the cushions and what looks like personal mail on the floor. The credit card machine was 'broken' when we were there, and I suspect it's been that way for a while, so bring cash.
  
  The crowd is a mix, I couldn't really identify any one particular group who would frequent it, though the better players were given tables with actual felt on them so I guess there is a tourney crowd that practices during the week.
  
  The signage/price list is just poster board on the front wall written with sharpie and there is junk everywhere strewn about in no particular order. I didn't use the bathroom. There are dollar store candles with dead matches on the bistro tables and plastic flowers in alcohol bottles that accompany each of  the pool tables which was kind of creepy.
  
  A makeshift tv room is in the immediate front of the room with some outdoor seating inside to watch tv.
  
  I mean, there is really so much weirdness going on with this place, I cant even write a review that gives it credit. Even if you're just there to play pool its not worth it due to the condition of the tables, unless you're a regular maybe and get a good table.
  
  I would, however, encourage those brave souls looking for an interesting experience to visit this establishment....just bring cash and make sure you're not allergic to cats.

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  Posted on 04.12.13 Stephanie D.

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