Fuego

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  For some reason, my straight female friend wanted to celebrate her birthday at Fuego.  was asked to be her DD for the night and I obliged. Fuego is a strip club.  And in my mind, this is exactly how I picture a strip club running.  My visit was both disturbing and entertaining.  For starters, my friend was let in the club with two knives in her purse and a digital camera.  (Another story for another day).  Therefore, there is no enforced security.
  
  The venue is BYOB but you cannot bring the glass bottle in, because (get this) it is considered a weapon!! Ha!  If you do not have a plastic container for your alcohol, they will sell you the red cups for $1 each.  
  
  Admission is $22.  I asked what was so special about that extra two dollars, and she stated it was the food and alcohol tax. However, if you leave the club and return, you are charged an extra $2.  2 is the lucky number at this spot.
  
  The nude dancers on stage performed in twos.  I noticed that the dancers were divided by race.  I am sure this was to appeal to everyone in the crowd.  While the dancers were all entertaining, there was one girl that made me want to be a better woman.  Seriously.  She put on a show! She climbed the pole, as if she was a monkey and then slid down into a split.  Yes,  I am sure this might sound basic to some, but she also stopped mid pole and stretched out horizontally and performed tricks.  I was impressed.  She actually was the only one worth watching.  And for the cover I paid, I wanted a show!! Not just seeing naked women.
  
  And when I say naked, I mean naked.  This is not the place for anyone that is even mildly considered a prude.
  
  Without getting into too much details, Make sure you let the DJ know that you there for a special occasion and I promise your night will be as entertaining as mine...if not more.

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  Posted on 06.19.13 Heather G.

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  TUESDAY'S!!!! Awesome shows and the chicks are much more willing to come around and dance for you since there are fewer guys with money. Gotta love it!!

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  Posted on 05.02.13 Roy S.

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  Talent is most def getting better; all different nationalities. The inside is fairly clean and nothing in the way of view of girls.
  $20 to get inside (OK)
  No cellphones allowed (SUCKS) for customers
  $10 lapdances (GOOD) songs are usually long
  Overall a good experience!

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  Posted on 11.27.12 Tight M.

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  Before I start this tangent let me pose this question. Has anyone ever heard of a antisocial stripper? Okay, now that I have put that out there let me go in!!! I'm"m not a big fan of strip clubs to be honest but I went to this joint for the purpose to scope out for my boys upcoming bachelor party. So there was a mission here. :)
  I should have known this place was going to be soap-opera when I read the sign of things you can't bring in the club. Number one was a gun and number two was a condom! (Keep your condoms in the car cuz all you will need is some penicillin!) So when you walk into the spot there is a big stage in the middle with random chairs placed I guess strategically around the stage. Chairs line up the up one wall I think they are stuck there for life by the massive amount of "Ba-Dussy" juice and let over liquid kids left from some unsuspecting father's-to-be!  Oh, on the left is the couches aka the boom boom room where the big man in the security shirt takes your $10 for your all-inclusive lap dance (remember no condoms!) and of course there is like 40 chicks parading around looking for some attention. So you think and this is wherein the problems lies.
  
  I know this place is called "Fuego" but dammit I'm going to need this ladies not ignore anyone who happens not to be Spanish. How are you going to be a racist stripper? Last time I looked 'money talks' and if your job is to get my money then I'm going to need an hello or wave or something! If you are not wearing a dingy Cowboys jersey or have on 2 or 3 key chains on your pants them chicks ain't checking for you! The sparse amount of black dancers in there are all about showing a brother some love. The Spanish joints looked as though me the crew were about of "Spooks" looking to rob them or unleash some Mandingo shit on them. The whole experience was a waste and letdown. I bet if I came up in that joint with a "Immigration" shirt on I would have heard hello's, poems, thesis, dissertation and Newton's Law of Gravity from them!
  
  Now will I go back to the spot? I doubt it. I'm going to need the ladies to tighten up on their social skills before I do that again. There are some dope women in there. All with a story of course aspiring to be this and that when they should be aspiring how to the learn the word "hello" and other common words to be cordial. :)  So go on your own risk my brothers who are not Latin. You've been warned!!!

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  Posted on 08.03.12 Stretch G.

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  FIRST GETTING THERE:
  
  Easy to get to from BWI Pkwy. Upon arrival it was a well lit street. Jackson Street looks like a bunch of old abandon buidlings minus the bums.  Plus @ 11:30pm easily found parking near the front & no charge.  There was a modest amount of police outside so I felt safe. $20 entry fee to get in. That price is standard for all nude full grind lapdance stripclubs. The nature of the beast if you will. The place was clean IMO with good AC so I felt comfy. The club is very spacious with plenty of room to stand or sit.  Lastly its BYOB and you must put your alcohol in non-label containers? But when I was there I didn't see many ppl BYOB.  Obviously there is no BAR  but near the entrance they sell chips, drinks, RedBulls, and candy.  Fuegos had signs stating, "New Management".  Quickly found a table for 3 of my homies right in front of the stage after bouncers quickly kicked out customers who were overly loud and drunk.
  
  THE STRIPPERS:
  
  All shapes and all sizes.  All levels of attractiveness. If I had to grade a lot of cute looking women and a few really unattractive ones out of the bunch. All with nice tight bodies with a few lil tiny puggy in the tummy but still sexy . A mix of Latinas, Blacks, and Whites (mostly europeans) but no Asians?   IMO there were only 2 beautiful A+ women from there face to body out of the advertised 70 strippers that night.  I didn't see 70 strippers though more like 50 which is still a lot in one place. The dancing skills were from cute to fun, raunchy to nasty, and right up close & personal. Meaning stripping right on our very own table or coming off the stage to strip only for us. Very cool and we tipped well for good entertainment.  The girls were polite, sweet, and classy.  Unlike some stripclubs where they give you attitude?  Im a Booty Man (__i__) and I was 100% pleased from the booty I saw that Friday night.  Plus the strippers after they perform on stage or after a certain amount of lapdances they perform I noticed they wipe themselves from top to bottom with rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle. Makes me happy these working ladies are clean.  
  
  PRICES:
  
  -$10 for 1 song lapdance regardless if the song is 2 mins tell the stripper to wait for the next song and pray its over 3 mins long. A full grind lapdance you can put your hands all over their body except for the chest. And $10 is right at your seat in front of the stage around other people.  Top-on
  
  -$20 VIP area where its a comfy leather couch and not around too many patrons 1 song as well.  Top on and dependent on which stripper you choose she may give you a peek at her chest if she wants or you politely ask.  
  
  -BackRoom: Its TOP OFF and G-String.  The price is funny its $40 per song but my other friend was quoted $60 per song? So, be careful and ask the right girl.  IMP have the cash ready on hand and a quoted price before the dance begins. These women are looking to get paid if they have a chance to con you they will.  
  
  BackRoom is very dim, with a private leather couch, and in a large room.  The room so closed off to the rest of the club. The full grind lapdance in the BackRoom was what I needed. Full mutha-f***ing grind... She entertained me well & did a great job!!!  After a long hard work week it was what I needed. She gave me the okay to feel her breasts anyway I wanted too.  It was $40 per song but it was worth it entertainment wise.  My hands all over her and her hands/body all over me. Plus I picked the white euro stripper IMO she was A+ with the gorgeous face, thin waist, curvy booty, and C cup (how I like it). The BackRoom feels like the full experience minus the actual intercourse part. Definitely, a D-Tease...nonetheless worth it.
  
  OVERALL:
  
  3 stars because of my homie getting quoted a higher price of $60 when it was suppose to be $40.  But for a "Guys Night Out" its a good after hours joint if your willing to pay to play.

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  Posted on 05.12.12 C C.

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  Good afterparty spot...but thats about it..
  Ive been there once because me & my friends still wanted to hang out...after paying $20 (smdh) to get in...i walk in to this spot & i felt like i needed a Tetnus shot! i mean seriously ive been to some hole in the walls but yikes ...im almost sure i saw this little mexican chic in here bathing suit bottoms Hot mess! Not all of the girls are bad but ummmmm some of them should just be waitress. If they up the bar a little bit this place could be ok! However there is like 5+ girls on the stage at one time....never seen anything like that except in ATL! While this is no MAGIC-CITY (via ATL, GA) its an ok spot to go after club hoppin all night & you just dont want to go home

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  Posted on 11.04.11 Jocelyn H.

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  If you don't mind going to scary dark industrial-esque ambiguous parts of town on the wrong side of the tracks then this could be a really fun place for you and your boys (or girls).  Go with a group (to be safe and more fun), drink before you go, and stash some Grey Goose in a 1.5L PLASTIC water bottle to take with you in (You will make back your entry fee with this tip!).
  
  There is no other place (or stripclub) that I've been in the world that is like Fuego's or has the look/feel/flavor of Fuego's (I've been here over a dozen times).  Almost feels like South America. Sometimes, I feel like I'm in a rap video with the gangsta hoods raining the stage.  You'll find mostly latin and brown varieties not too many white or yellow ones if any at all.
  
  You can get chair dances on the main floor with some of the girls or couch dances in the VIP area.  I've paid the premium to go to the back--the girl that I went with didn't do anything special (even though I spent about 2 bills) except go topless and you can get more hands-on--therefore I don't recommend the back.  I imagine YMMV (your mileage may vary) depending on what you negotiate and who you go back with.  The back area is logged so the girls have to pay the house for each song.
  
  Sometimes, after 2am, a bunch of people, male and female, drop in and it becomes a true after-hours club feel.  I've seen more female customers than males once or twice.
  
  This club has a lot of security; however, I've seen a bunch of fights break out.  Just stay away from the crowd and before you know it, those people will be ejected from the club.
  
  That's all I got to say that hasn't been already said.
  
  Say hello to BEE (Beatrice) for me.

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  Posted on 08.05.11 C B.

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  Hard to find, taking in alchohol is kind of a pain in the ass,  but yes you can take your own booz.  I had a decent  time but the place is kind of hood. Lots of police presence outside, almost to the point of making you nervous to leave the club tipsy even with a D/D..on the other hand w/out the cops there the location is perfect for you to get mugged.
  
  The night I was there were pretty much all black dancers some cute, two latinas -kind of cute - and one white girl who was cute Overall not my style but the lap dances were very reasonable and all of the staff were friendly..I had a mediocre time.

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  Posted on 03.21.11 C K.

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  If I could give this place a 3 and a half stars, I would.
  
  Yes, it was kind of a hood establishment. Yes, it was byob. Yes, some of the strippers could have used ummm.... a little tightening up? But did we have a great time overall? Yes!
  
  It was our friend's birthday and our first time going to a female strip club. I found it odd that we searched high and low to find a phone number for this place but couldn't find it ANYWHERE. So we went there hoping to get in for 10 dollars, but got there and found out it was 20. WOMP. And then he couldn't tell us a concrete time to get in for 10 dollars, I believe it was 11. But we persuaded the guy to let our birthday friend in for 10, a deal I guess. The crowd was mainly Hispanic men, but there was a mix.
  
  So it's byob, plastic bottle and no liquor labels. The place did have a like an umm weird smell. I don't know if all strip clubs are like this, but it was kind of quiet except a few groups of people.
  
  I guess I'm moreso reviewing the overall potential fun of the club? Lol. We had to leave early, but the strippers seemed to get better as the night progressed. A group of men kept telling us that after 1am, it gets "poppin," we had to leave so I can't comment on that. The strippers we saw were all Hispanic and Black and I would say the ones we saw toward the end were pretty good on the pole.
  
  I would definitely go there again just for something different than the regular party.

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  Posted on 03.07.11 K S.

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  This place is totally a waste of time. First of all the set up is wack...the stage is surrounded by a sparse number of tables and chairs, not enough seating to accommodate 100 people; the VIP area is fenced off section at the entrance of the club and most women were seated there chatting amongst themselves. Second, no alcohol...o.k, I get it, no liquor license means you can stay open to 6 a.m., but who wants to go to a strip joint sober--there was some patrons in there with alcohol filled milk jugs WTF??? Finally and worst of all, the women in this place are "busted". The theory of a dance club is to provide customer with fantasy girls; women of Fuego all look like human traffic victims working for their freedom. Save your cash. OBTW, the Security did more interacting with the strippers than customers did NOTE to MGMT: encourage your security to do their job--security. most men don't like to converse or negotiate table dances with some out of shape, ex-con lurking over them. $20 wasted.

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  Posted on 11.28.10 Alex K.

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  I think my rating is in between a 3 and a four. This place is in the CUT FORREAL! lol It seems like its geareed toward the hispanic crowd but they are cool. I went around 10pm (I think). I hadn't been to a strip club in about 10+ years so I felt like a virgin to the situation. The "parking lot" is nonexistent and it looks suspect, but there's a church almost across the street.....WIERD. We parked right IN FRONT of the church while people were leaving....it was awkward to say the least. Do not take cell phones and bring your own liquor in a plastic container. We did not know this. So I was damn near fully sober in a strip club :-/ they sold sodas tho :-/ The cover charge threw me off, oh well, there goes someones lap dance. It was $10 at that time so I'm not sure about the $20 thing. You don;t feel pressure when you walk in like vagina in your face so you can camouflage with the people trying to save a couple dollars in the back and ease your way into the nastiness lol. The ATM has a $9 fee!!!!! I got chopped and screwed in the worst way!!! Thats why I took points away because I was bamboozled. Do not go to the back room unless you are fully aware of the TIME LIMIT.... I digress. :) I think its worth the trip though, not havini to pay for liquor (besides the cover charge) you can have a great time. I'm still trying to recoup from that night. Chopped and Screwed :( Will not happen again

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  Posted on 10.18.10 Corey F.

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  always went with a group of friends (co-ed) and had a good time. byob in plastic.containers only. bathroom was gross but with a bunch of drunks...what do you expect? crowd was very versatile. there are some hot dancers...and not so hot ones. but the hot ones make up for it
  parking lot looks scary, but its not. went on friday and saturday and was good crowd.

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  Posted on 10.14.10 Sharron W.

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  I ended up there a few weeks back with some friends. It was not the kind of place I would have gone alone, ever. It was not what I had anticipated when we walked in.
  We had to stand in line to be checked and absolutely no cell phones $20 each. (for real?) so leave your purses in the car ladies!
  
  First impression? The crowd!
  You would expect this place to be filled with men only, but now more than ever, women go with their partners to explore different avenues, many women were there with their men, many dancers, a variety of them,  Hispanics, White and Black,I would say. all the girls looked clean. I had the chance to get real close to a few to drop a few bucks and they looked clean.
  On a personal note, I think a lot of these girls are very young but  might be wrong. They come in a vague, dance and leave for another group to take over, they are all scattered around the place, on the podium, the floor, on the corner, rocking guys on chairs, flirting around, basically doing everything to get your money out. The fellas with the stash stay right in front and the broke ones stay far and just rinse their eyes, get big and go home. LOL!
  I would go there again, it is great and different setting and a bit pricey imo.
  The good thing about the place I guess for heavy drinkers, you may bring your own alcohol!

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  Posted on 09.26.10 Nady B.

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  im not a lesbian....i just went with a guy because it was his birthday.
  
  we went on Wednesday night:
  
  the chicks in here were lame dude....i thought strippers were suppose to be hott??? hmmmm NOT HERE!
  
  they had sloppy tummys, stretch marks, they looked like mail order brides that had been imported from the internet! GROSSSS!
  
  then there was one chick who had the body of a 12 year old....it almost made me wanna ask how old she was???
  
  lastly here is the shocker of the night:
  
  apparently random women come to the strip club & work the room by giving lap dances.....BUT THEY ARE NOT STRIPPERS? im like wtf?

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  Posted on 07.27.10 Suzzette W.

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  I'm gonna have to agree with Shandy and my sistah, Tara, on this one. If you are afraid to see a little vah-yee-nah DO NOT GO! These ladies will do what it takes and take whatever it is off to get a buck! And they work for it. They are very clean too. I am also straight and went with my boyfriend on his birthday. We both had a great time.
  
  There is also a mix of people there. You have your hood-rats, your day-laborers, your college students and CEOs. No one has time to really assess the crowd because there are two stages of mayhem and foolishness going on.  It was packed and there was no AC, so the title "fuego" held true to its name.

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  Posted on 06.01.10 Chontelle M.

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  I'm a straight women, & I actually had a great time @ this spot. I just think, $20 dollars for straight women is a bit much! But o well! I still had fun. The female stripper's their were very clean & classic looking, compared to other looking hole in the walls spots. I would go back again. They also need a merchant account so we can slide dat Visa! Lol!

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  Posted on 05.10.10 Shandalyn H.

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  Please do not judge me. Please do not ask me too many questions about how I even ended up here. But I did. Here is my story:
  
  A simple evening out with the girls and some friends from high school took an interesting turn as I headed home at 2am. A good friend of mine was only in town for a bit could not make it to the venue we were all at, so instead went to a private art gallery viewing. Although it was 2am, he told me the party was still going strong and that I should swing by on the way home. Nothing like a little culture at 2am on a Saturday night?
  
  When I show up, the last sips of wine were being taken by the upscale, educated and well-dressed crowd declaring that the next stop was Fuego. "THE Fuego?", I thought. I've heard tales of this place as a late night destination because it stays open until 6am. Since the friend I was with is pretty much the only person I would ever end up at a strip club with, I was game for the adventure.
  
  We arrive at Fuego which is just about 15 minutes outside of the city. This place is in the cut! I don't know if there was anything else really around this massive, warehouse strip club.  When we reached the door, we heard a foreign word -  "cover" and were already taking steps back towards the car when a friend picked up the $10 cover for ladies and the $20 cover for guys.
  
  I then walk into hell. Well not Hell, hell but I couldn't help but feel like a sinner.  There were poles that extended to the high ceiling where naked women would climb, drop, swing...everything you can imagine.  There were two separate stages - a main stage and a side stage all in one room. There were probably about 15 strippers dancing at all times, with a barrage of nearly butt naked women giving some pretty gritty lap dances on the side.
  
  I'm pretty sure I sat next to one dancer's boyfriend (or pimp) because she always came back to him for the super intimate dancing and I never saw him drop a dollar.
  
  I wasn't even sure if alcohol was being served -  I did not drink any. I think I was in such shock and awe that I can barely remember what the bar in the back looked like.
  
  So I guess, I did find some culture at 2am on a Saturday night. It was just the kind of culture that I was not ready for!

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  Posted on 12.28.09 Tara L.

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