La Oficina DSL

Shove all the fluffy wanna-be cantinas up your watered down Margarita made with Cuervo.  

If you want the spnaish tunes, hot mexican bartending girls wearing almost nothing, cheap prices, stiff drinks, and micheladas then La Oficina is your spot.  Fully remodeled and cleaned up La Oficina is not as shady as you might expect from just taking a look at the outside.  

The jukebox is slammed with classic rancheras, get your ass moving banda, drinking tequila mariachi, dancing cumbias, and chakaloso corridos!  You will find the Ed hardy wearing mex dudes here, along with the classic sombrero wearing open button shirt gold necklaces wearing cowboy.
Don't have time to cross the border, and your craving a real Paisa experience you gotta check out La Oficina.

Nice neighborhood bar. Lots of TVs to watch your favorite sports. Going to go see the Paquiao vs Mosley fight on the 7th of may 20!!. Seen the posters today.  Live music on Friday. Pool tournaments on Tuesdays. Karaoke on Wednesday. Free food on Thursday  when you buy your drinks petty cool.  Check it out. At least I had fun with Señoritas

the last time i came here years ago this was a borderline blue collar red neck bar. now, this drinkery has gone south of the border. no, no . it's not taco bell. way better. it's a amigo bar with sexy amigas as hostesses and/ or bartenders.

there's an internet jukebox playing mexian tunes and a single pool table.

menu: no drafts, the full mexian bar: tequilla, johnny walker, cognac, etc.
entree: negralo modelo (4.00) seagrams  gin/club(7)

pros
-bar totallly remodeled
-many flatscreens
-mariachi music at night
-comfy chairs

cons
-bar didn't have tonic water, probably doesn't have the basics of a well bar.
-one of the hostesses was making eye contact with me and looked for  me after i left the drinkery but i'm totally loyal to johnny walker, samuel adams, jack daniels, and jim beam though not necessarily in that order.