Lamplighter Pub the

Perhaps, I'm partially to blame...

The Lamplighter Pub is a "pub" the same way that Dr. Pepper is a doctor, in name only. They only have three beers on tap, only serve drinks in styrofoam glasses (who doesn't like drinking beer out of foam cups) and everything is served on paper plates. But I knew all of this. I live in Tifton, so I should know better. But I despite my hesitation, I decided to eat here anyway.

As I was on my knees, vomiting profusely in the bathroom stall, wondering what hellish acts I committed to deserve such punishment, I realized that I was somewhat to blame. I should have known better. The other people in my party who got sick didn't necessarily see it in the same light, but the one thing we all agreed on--besides the fact that the service, food, and general atmosphere is terrible and we will never eat there again--is the fact that we are lucky to live in Tifton with convenient access to restrooms. An interstate traveler stopping in would not be so lucky. Either way, don't let the name deceive you. This is not a pub. Please do yourself a favor and eat somewhere else. I've heard Ruby Tuesdays has some good specials, especially if you have that BOGO coupon.

this place has been around for-freakin-ever. we use to go there and get kegs, but they don't do that anymore. when i ate meat, i would religiously get the subs and they were always greasy and delicious. i returned there 15 years later for a veggie pizza and the place is exactly the same inside, but there is a very cool little patio outside now (maybe it was there before, i just never noticed). the pizza was delicious and the cold beers went down perfect on a hot south ga afternoon. always reliable lamplighter pub.