Parkway Lounge

Three guys walk into a bar and orders three drinks from the female bartender.

The bartender, who is also the owner and happens to be Korean, approximately in her mid 50's, tells the three guys if they want to hear a joke.

The guys, who didn't dare resist replied, "But of course."

So she proceeds to tell the joke in a thick Korean accent and she starts laughing hysterically after she tells the joke. The guys, who look at each other and in all intensive purposes, didn't want to offend the owner started laughing with her.

After she leaves, the guys look at each other and asked what the punch line was...if any. After every one came to a conclusion that none was given, they began laughing hysterically amidst the confusion.

"WTF was that all about?" everyone wondered. "Did that really happen?" they asked one another. That was the weirdest and oddest thing they had ever experienced. Speak for yourself, said another.

Then she came back and asked if that was the funniest joke they've ever heard. But of course, each one replied. Then she said, "You lying Son's of Bitches!"

True f*cking story.

A real definition of a dive bar: Lots of odd characters (some vets), stiff drinks, not the prettiest of places and lots of ugly-looking girls who think they all that taking selfie pics and mugging for the camera inside. There's a pool, a jukebox, Karaoke and good beer on tap.

That's all you need to know.

Love this place.

Parkway Lounge is a great spot.  The owner is friendly and attentive.  She takes good care of the patrons.  There are a couple of nice televisions and the karaoke and jukebox sound systems are first-rate.  I like to visit Parkway Lounge because the other patrons speak to me whether they know me or not.  How cool is that?  Besides, there is yummy food nearby for when you get hungry.  I feel appropriately dressed in either sneakers and jeans or in heels and a skirt.  I hope to be a Regular here one day.