River Bottom

The biggest joke ever .New owners are complete jackass and they said hot bartender I rather look at rat then look her. Aslo there were five of us there and she wasn't even ringing beer up. Ive been going to that dive for 20 years and it was never like this wake up guys and get honest bartender in there with boobs and looks not grandma ones like you have now.

Yes, it's a dive bar. Are you an active, retired or prior service Marine. HISTORY! Has been here since roughly 1927. It was a post office, MANY past Marines have been here and some still come. You GRUNTS in Horno, Cannon cockers in Las Pulgas, and and grunts in San Mateo, ever heard of Iron mike hill? Yes the one you have to climb prior to just about every hump EVER!!! Either starts or ends with this beast. Well he is real and he drinks here STILL! It's under repair and new ownership, visit enjoy know they love the service and they will take suggestions to any beer you want. For hard alcohol, well it's a tough battle, they need 51%approval from surrounding places and some are churches. They are working on it. Honestly, pool (2x tables), beer pong (water on table but drink the same), cork board darts!! If you want off mainstream to have a blast come here!!

Oh yes, this place is truly terrible. But to call it a "bar" is an insult to all other bars.  For starters, it only has beer.  And all the beers they carry suck.  And twice the barmaid slipped off with our friend's beer when it was still a third full (two-thirds empty?).  

The place also smells like a pair of stale underwear after a day of bad farting.  And the outdoor smoking gulag looks like the guards' break area at a concentration camp.

On the upside, it's nowhere near home so there's not much chance we'll ever go back.