Secrets

Just went last week crowd is picking back up! Met a lady name Ebonie and she has the club going in the write direction! ^5

I always thought there were 10 commandments. Upon study, I found this is actually #17, later condensed down to #10.

"You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour."

Sorry, I'll write the review in a sec, I'm still LMAO over coveting a donkey....

**In my bed Shrek voice/Fat Bastard from Austin Powers**

"C'mere Donkey.. Get-In-My-Belly"

Ahem.. Ok, now that I've regained my composure... Secrets. It's one of "those" clubs. You know, swingers (great pic above btw). A place where if you're not satisfied with who you're with, you can trade them out for a newer model. Sort of like Rent A Center, only with people instead of Ashley furniture, and much more favorable terms.  You can come here and do way, way more than just covet your neighbors wife.

The place is a complete dump. It's decorated in Early-American stink. There is an elevated dance-floor where you can watch people in their mid-late 40-60's gyrate on each other. Women have on lingerie, men have on 40oz of old spice, but ironically, not 1oz of dignity. It's almost comical, which is what led my group of friends and I (coupled off of course, they don't allow single males) here in the first place. The pure comic factor.

The place gets 2 stars because A. The door guy is nice as all get out. Really, a great guy. B. The drinks are strong and most importantly C. I saw the last remaining Jherri Curl. Yup, it was out there groovin in all it's Soul Glow sheen. Amazing.