Went on a Wednesday night for the first time recently. First they charged me more than they said over the phone,at the door.After we paid a guy came over and gave us free passes.Then my chair broke as I sat in it(I'm 110lbs). My soda cost as much as the beer. I didn't really find any of the dancers interesting. The club it's self wasn't bad. It was a very medicore experience. Maybe the dancers are more interesting on the weekends? Don't most of these clubs change dancers as often as they get new urinal cakes?
Review Source:It's a hike, but with two stages, slightly brighter lights it's the place to be. I also liked the fact that the strippers would talk with you at Squires. They don't take their job too seriously. While it's not A+ talent, the B crew is more fun.
Avoid Glass Slipper. If in Boston, go to Centerfolds; although I prefer Squires myself.
This is an easy one, I won't be back...
Area - It's in a pretty nice spot, lots of parking and food and even a gas station. Â You can get all the necessities before or after (wink wink) you leave the club.
Club - As for the club, It's once of the nicest i've been too, very classy and clean. Â Two thumbs up. Lot's of open space, which I'm not a fan of but it's good for viewers to know.
Girls - I wasn't really impressed with bodies or moves. I did have a conversation with one girl though, I asked her to give me the low down and she said this place is really strick and expensive and that the only reason she works there is becuase shes the only one of her kind. Â She told me go to Cheaters in RI for a real strip club experience.
Drinks - Avergae
Staff - Lots of them and they look mean, I like to touch, I could tell they didnt tolerate that at all. Boo!
I like this place. Â The girls have always been really pretty, and the staff has always been really friendly. Â I even got the shot and massage girls number one night, but I never called it. Â I woke up and deleted it before my girlfriend at the time scoured through my phone. Â It was probably fake anyway. Â That was back in my younger days. Â I'm 23 now and follow the strict rules for perfect strip club etiquette. Â I would sit at a table at this place because the stage is very visible from anywhere. Â Lap dances here are in these little private booths, but odds are you aren't going to get any "special" treatment, there is an old Italian guy standing 5 feet from you at all times, they are pricey for 1 song too. Â The girls are hot though, 4 stars.
Review Source:Veni, vidi, voci!
Now, if you are familiar with Latin or famous phrases.......this is not the one you are used to. Â I will translate for you.
I came, I saw, I vomited.
"Cover charge? Â Fine, whatever. Â Alright, I'll sit over in this seat....looks close to the stage. Â Wait, is that a white stain? Â What the fuck? Â Alright, moving along to the next seat. Â Oh yea baby, wave that fine ass in front of me. Â Hey, isn't that a C-section scar? Â Oh, that is classy sweet thang. Â NEXT! Â Oh yea, shake your money maker. Â Wrap your hands around my neck..........hang on........are those track marks on the inside of your forearms? Â You shall not be using my one dollar bills to be funding your addiction you heroin junkie."
So after about an hour or so, you get a one decent looking girl, a few that look like they belong on Union Street in Lynn as a late night "friend", several meth addicts, a couple of coke users, another girl whose nose is so big she could smell like a bloodhound, a few freaks and nothing worth actually looking at.
$8 beers? Â I'd rather buy $8 beers at Fenway. Â Boobs? Â I got the interwebz and social skills to get real women so I can play with them and not just stare. Â Ugly women? Â Nobody is perfect and beauty is skin deep, but aren't strippers supposed to be attractive? Â If they are ugly, and they are strippers.......where is their inner beauty? Â (Probably not in the pants that is for sure.) Â
This place qualifies as an upscale freakshow. Â I know plenty of guys who attend this place fairly often. Â These same guys blow through hundreds of dollars for lap dances and get no actual play. Â Funny thing is, they have semi-decent looking girlfriends. Â
Me? Â I'm not into teasing. Â If I want to see the good looking ladies I got a g/f. Â If by chance I am dumped or on a relationship hiatus........I can always pick up a woman at the mall, school, bar, church that look better than these "dancers". Â YouPorn and various file sharing p2p programs are a solid alternative for your needs for nudity.....especially since the women you'll see online are actually good looking. Â You want to blow your money? Â Just give it to me. Â I'll do more with it then you will. Â If you want to get cock teased go deal with 18 year olds, they are less expensive and actually are in better condition. Â Sure they don't have the new car smell, but they have less mileage.
Boobs are boobs. Anyone going to a strip club knows when a good night is, and when a bad night is. It's easy; Monday afternoon? Not a good time. Friday night? Probably a better day. Last time I went here was on like, a Tuesday. No idea if it was amateur night or not, but it wasn't a good night. We went simply because we could; which is hardly a good reason.
Anyway..we go, and settle in near the stage..and there are a few decent looking women working. We spent most of our time drinking and hanging out. One of my friends never threw money down..just never understood the point of throwing money around.
then.
this woman with a gigantic ass gets on stage, and my friend is hooked and he can't stop staring. I'm not sure if there were any other women on the stage, because her ass was in the way. My buddy though, was in love. He tossed bills down like her ass wasn't the size of a small Prius.
So, I guess it's an A-OK place. Ya might just find out your buddy loves gigantic butts, and that's worth the trip alone.
eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. When I first turned 21, this was the first nudie bar I ever went to, so I thought it was awesome, but after being in other, more better strip clubs, I can't help but feel a sense of emptyness each time I walk into the squire. Half of the girls should not be stripping, since they are not attractive, the layout is pretty bad (sitting at the bar, you are 30 feet away from any naked broads), and the strippers and waitresses are relentless in getting money from your pocket.
Good things include the friendly bouncers, bartender, and the relatively moderate prices for drinks. and the bathroom is ritzier than the actual club, strangely.
Overall, I would only go the Squire if I am close to home and need a quick fix of boobies, but other than that, there are better places.
What can I say?  The Squire (aka the Sqwiz) serves its purpose - nekked chicks and overpriced drinks.  At least it's bottomless, unlike the more expensive places in Vegas and New York -I love the camel toe and moose knuckle pressed against the panties, but I'll take bare beef curtains any day of the week. What is up w/the establishments that insist that pubic hair and liquor don't mix!  I don't get guys that want to go to "classy" places to see "quality." Dude, you are in a strip club; you are getting ripped off regardless! True, you don't want to see C-section scars or bullet wounds on the broads, but tits and ass IS tits and ass.  Plus this place isn't  too far from my parents house. An added bonus is seeing the girls I went to high school with performing under names like "Chantel" when I want to say, 'Hey, your name is Kim!"
Review Source:My brother and I went to the squire to see some titties jiggling- and we did. That being said, the quality of the strippers is below par IMO.
A private dance will set you back $30 + tip and lasts one song. Weak.
Also we went outside for a smoke and were asked to leave by security when we came back in? WTF?
do yourself a favor and go to Mardi Gras in Springfield if you want to see some nice strippers in a laid back atmosphere.
I am a sucker for great customer service. I took my best friend here for her last birthday along with a crew of about 6 other fine lady likin' ladies.
I like these smaller places because you can sit right next to the poles and runways. I like the up close and personal.
We were there for about 2 hours. The girls are friendly and happy to talk to you while they are dancing. (I like that.) The shot/massage girl was relaxed and pretty so she didn't have to be pushy. I got a 15 minute massage and again she was able to talk to me. Points there. The DJ took requests and we got the birthday girl a lap dance which didn't break the bank.
But what really impressed me was the security staff. We were sitting across from some middle aged Yeah-Dudes who weren't tipping as well  (we had a bigger group) and didn't like that we were in there very much. One of them "accidentally" bumped into my date's chair muttering something obscene and continued to his side of the runway. Before he even sat down, 2 giant bouncers were intercepting him and kicked all 4 of them out of the bar.
I don't know if they had been causing trouble before, but the response time was amazing.
I have to echo the comments of Mr. Vietnam L. Let's get one thing straight, MASS sucks all around for strip clubs, although I've heard Western MA is a different ball game.
But to put things in perspective and talk about the greater Boston area, the Squire is actually one of the best all around strip clubs with 30 minutes of Boston all things considered.
The girls are in general "decent" condition with a few train wrecks and a few absolute bombshells. There used to be this one girl who I swear made me hear angels singing when she came on stage. Then I would get wood and my thoughts would go straight to hell. But I digress.
The cost of drinks ($5 for beer and $7-10 for liquor) and the cover  ($10 on weekends) are a little annoying but not enough to turn me away. Compare that to Centerfolds, the only other place with better "talent" and you are getting much better experience (see my review for Centerfold's).
All in all, people should see this place for what it is, a strip club, and realize that compared to everything else in the area, Â it's pretty decent.
Note to The Squire:
I know you don't trust those amateur hos enough to change in your actual changing room, but the ladies room? Seriously? I mean, the girls were nice enough and I met a new one every time I had to pee, but this in itself creates a problem.
You meet nice girl in the bathroom, hear her life story, why she's doing this, and 5 minutes later? Her vagina is in your face. And you feel OBLIGATED to tip her well, because now you "know" her.
No fair, Squire, no fair.
Also, ew. I know its Revere, but have some standards. No one wants to walk away planning a visit to the clinic the next day just to make sure they haven't contracted an airborne STD.
And thank you for being the first on a list of strip clubs I've been kicked out of. Â But honestly, all those dudes in there were enjoying watching all us girls dance next to the stage more than what was going on up on the stage.
Sincerely,
Katie
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