Stretch's House

hahaha, hell yeah, a true lamoni landmark.  I'm more partial to his old dwellings above my old place.

Stretch's house is the shit.  We just get our party on over here.  Lots of flat, warm Dr. Pepper and shotgun shells.  Got a fridge from the 1950's.  Kind of a small place so playing pool can be difficult.  If you get in a tight spot you might have to use the midget pool cue.  Trick is not to knock over the empty bottles of Jack.  Wanna sit down?...no problem.  Take a seat in one of 3 plush couches taken straight from the trash pile behind Gunsoly Hall.  There's a lot of Aaron house memorabilia around this establishment.  You want porn on the TV?  They got it.  Playboy channel all night long.  Had a little too much fun that night?...no problem...sleeping accommodations can be arranged...just lay down right where you're sitting.  Overnight stays are welcome.  If you're a Marine you get special treatment here...Semper Fi Mijo!  If you're Billie Stucart you get the best treatment of all.  Make sure to take the mattress off the pool table though before you play, and I'm not guaranteeing that all the balls will be there though.  Stop in for a frosty one if you're in the neighborhood.