The Windjammer

Skanks.

Drunks.

Shit music.

Skanks.

Grime.

Beer barf stench.

Skanks.

Rednecks.

Neon.

Pool sticks / handy weapons.

Skanks.

STDs.

Swill on tap.

Brawling.

Jukebox not updated since Clinton administration.

Children of bad parents.

Skanks.

Forty-year-old men who look like they're sixty due to lost fights.

Thirty-year old women who look like they're fifty due to indoor tanning and lost custody fights.

Busted flip-flops.

Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts so faded you can barely make out "Myrtle Beach, SC"

Skanks.

A modern, well-stocked and functioning paper towel dispenser.

Free condoms (pre-opened, be sure to rinse thoroughly).

Melt-in-your-mouth microwaved steaks.

Complimentary puke buckets for ladies.

British tourists (speculating due to oral hygiene).

Skanks.

Most friendly male bartenders in town, always willing to massage your sunscreen in super-deep (men only).

No need to stop drinking and lose seat to urinate; just aim for the slots between the floorboards.

Great tits (during their migratory season, August-September).

Toilet paper recycled on premise.

Skanks.

$5 parking across the street.

Flat screens tuned weekly to Mamma's Family marathon on TVLand.

Free milk, courtesy of several lactating barmaids.

Free (ocean) water for teetotalers.

Skanks.

Some things never change, and the Jammer is one of them. You can't help but relax with the laid back divey atmosphere inside, super chill bartenders, and breathtaking views outside on the deck. Challenge friends or foe to a game of Volleyball if you're hanging out back by the beach or sit back with a cold one and watch in the captain's chairs like the rest of us. LOL. After frolicking in the mist or pounding some balls in the sand, I recommend heading inside for one of the best hangover prevention burgers in town, although I prefer the hand battered corndogs with tater tots. When the sun goes down, don't be surprised to catch fresh local talent or big time favorites like Big Head Todd & the Monsters, Sister Hazel and Widespread Panic playing center stage. The untamed energy in this bar at night and beach bum atmosphere by day are the charms that keep me coming back all year round. Whether you fly by day or by night to The Windjammer, you're guaranteed to find good music, friendly bar staff & a jam good time!

The Windjammer is kind of hard to explain...the actual inside part is relatively divey.  It's more or less just a big open area with not a whole lot going on.  During live music shows it's almost as if you're on stage with the band which is good and bad...great to see them up close but it's loud loud.  The food is actually quite good...and during the off season they have the best deal on oysters around town. Once you step out onto the back deck you'll really realize the huge draw everyone has to the Jammer. Beautiful views and it's own walkway to the beach, along with their own private volleyball court. Also, every Sunday during the summer they have their own bikini contests that pay out a $500 cash prize...entertaining.