Bj's Branding Iron Cafe & Saloon

Glorified local Dennys, but the food is better and in larger portions.
Your waitress will have fake nails and blue eyeshadow.  Get over it.  Your hot cocoa will be made from powder.  it comes with a cherry on top, c'mon now...be grateful.  Nice cheap classic diner fare with bad decor.  
Really tasty hash browns!  Or fried potatoes or country potatoes or whatever they called them.