Dairy Queen

I went to get malts for my family. They were out of malt. So I was going to get Blizzards instead. They were out of medium cups so I had to get large (of course they charged me for the large size). Then on the drive home I realize that one of them is dripping all down the passenger seat of the car. When I get home I find that they were almost entirely melted, not possible on the five minute drive home, so they were melted when they were handed to me (I remembered that they didn't do that thing where they turned them upside down in the commercials). So I ended up paying two dollars more for melted ice cream I didn't actually want in the first place.