Deja Vu Showgirls

Tuesdays the beers are cheap,$2.00. most of the chicks are friendly.3 out of 10 chicks are hot and like 2 chicks are cute. the rest you can tell are HELLA old you can see the fat role on some of these chicks, and wrinkles all over their face, so grose. Come on no one wants to see grandmas out their.

I went in on a Saturday night with my husband to see some hot ladies. Um, what the hell did I walk into? I have been to many strip clubs in San Francisco, San Jose, Las Vegas and  a few dives in the central valley and was never as horrified as I was at Deja Vu, Stockton. I was absolutely grossed out. I like thick girls, dont get me wrong but seriously these women look obese and worn out. A 1-2 of them had nice bodies but most of them were whales. I was worried that the pole would bend during the routine. The lumps on one girl was so bad her legs looked like gym socks with rocks in them. None of the strippers even smiled or had personality. However they have HUGE guts to strip. If I looked that bad, I sure wouldnt flaunt it publicly. I am all about loving yourself and accepting your plus size body. However a strip club is not the place to do it. The images of the girls on the outside of the building wall are slender and gorgeous. Sorry owners, that is false advertising. You need to advertise with big ladies to attract fatty lovers. The girls and patrons looked miserable the entire time I was there. Being in the crowd I overheard the laughs and comments from several men. So I know I was not the only one to feel this way. Some men even had to hide there face when they laughed uncontrollably. I actually pitied the poor girls because it was more of a freak show.

Before I left I ran into a stripper in the ladies bathroom. In the bright light her face was covered in sores and she had track marks on her arms. I felt I needed a penicillin shot just looking at her.  I am a 40 year old former model who has a smoking body. I dont want to pay money to look at tired old, drug addicted hags. Seriously there are gorgeous looking women who would gladly strip. Please be more selective in your girls. Set some standards. Most people would rather have quality rather than quantity. I dont know if I will be back. If I do it will most likely be for a laugh. I do want to thank you for making me feel so good about my self image. My husband is much more appreciative of my body after that visit. Oh, and from now on I will call your establishment Deja Huge. Best regards.

Pros
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- Cheap cover charge! $5 before 7pm, $10 after 7pm!
- They give out a bunch of prizes during "Blue light specials" (lap dance specials).
- Blue light specials occur often. (2 for 1, 3 for 1, 3 for 40, 4 for 40, and $1 dances!)
- Very loud and high quality sound system (Dual 24" subs)
- Very friendly (and attractive) bartenders and waitresses!
- Bouncers are funny, friendly, and helpful, and are quick to get to you if they see you take your phone out!
- Some of the girls are hot and very friendly, even if you don't tip them.
- If you like a song, the DJ will be nice enough to tell you the song title/artist!
- $2 Tuesdays basically means most of the drinks are $2!
- Thirsty Thursdays: $5 you call it drinks! Any drink you want is $5!
- Finally started doing coat checks!

Cons
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- The smoking backroom smells like a bingo hall. Hard to breathe if you're going to go there to check your phone.
- Some of the girls can be stuck up, but it depends if they had a good night or not.
- Not much room in the VIP sections.
- Due to the small building, it can be very packed like a can of sardines inside (especially on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday nights).