If there isn't an Eagles Club in heaven than why would anyone want to go there?
If I lived in Austin, Minnesota I would definitely pay the $32 a year to become a member of this exclusive establishment. Â I would even pay $64 a year just because I love it double-y more than anyone else.
The Eagles combines my two life passions (cheap whiskey and $.50 pull-tabs) seamlessly into one remarkable experience.
If you are in the area, I'd highly recommend making friends with one of the members (I lend you my pseudo in-laws if you're in need) so you can gain access to this place because it's not to be missed.