Not all that impressive, as it approaches dive-bar status without having any of the charm and personality of a dive bar. About the best that can be said of it is that if you just want to get sloshed at happy hour with your friends while watching sports, it's probably cheap and easy to do so.
The beer selection is pretty poor, and it should be a crime to have Guinness on tap without the bartender knowing how to draw a proper pint. They come out with either 1/2 of head or 7 inches of head. Blech.
The biggest issue I noted is that everything is pretty dirty. They brought us to a table that hadn't been wiped down, and then pulled the trick where they ask you to sit down and then proceed to wipe all the debris off the table, half of which falls in your lap. The seats and other things in the bar are in dire need of a deep cleaning.
Despite cheap beer and decent service, you just don't want to sit and drink very long in a dirty establishment.
You make my Willy fat
By The Rue
Late night kickball games on Friday night,
Done at 11 and need to grab a bite,
Reverse happy hour is what I'm thinkin',
Escape to Fat Willy's like Snake Plissken.
Appetizers and drink specials from ten - close,
Wanna get my buzz on and check out some ho's,
Nachos and wings were just five bucks each,
Got a $3 32 oz. beer I didn't slur my speach.
The nachos were loaded and quite delicious,
Getting stared at by that girl made me suspicious,
Maybe she wants me to give her a lick,
Na, pretty sure she's looking to turn a trick.
The wings here are even good at this hour,
No one trying to sell you a flower,
I might make this a regular stop,
Need to work on getting those panties to drop.
Thudercat!!