Me and my boys refer to Gillarys as " A sea of mediocrity".. Ive never walked into a bar and seen such a high volume of 4's in my life!!
This is the perfect place to go if you are in a serious slump and need to hook up with some     thing to boost your self esteem but also want to hate yourself the next day. But on the bright side, you've probably made some girl's year because you are the first guy she's hooked up with in ages that has all of your teeth and are gainfully employed (I would never do such a thing, but my friends, yes)
Cheap beers.. Best part; this dude rolls in at last call with a large pan of calzones and sells them for $3 a pop.. after a night of blasting $2 Coors Lights from a plastic cup and talking to girls with low self esteem, these calzones taste like Mario Botalli himself hand crafted them ..