H2O Beach Club

Realizing that last night was their VIP Grand Opening, I'll give the owners and management an opportunity they deserve to work out the kinks.  Decide who you are trying to attract.  Realize your acoustics STINK! Recognize that when you invite over 800 people you should have a master plan that shows off your theme and your vision.  Having three shapely, bikini clad beauties shivering by the front door for hours, wading through puddles of pool water leftover from the daytime water park activities, and wondering if and when any munchies would be offered along with the alcohol, just didn't cut it. Now, if Snookie and friends had arrived and the DJ had tried to engage the crowd by playing a variety, maybe, just maybe, I could have squinted my eyes and imagined I was at the Jersey Shore rather than in an overused, under-cleaned, water park that had cheap props and furnishings thrown in for the evening.  Sorry Guys.  You've got to try harder next time or your doors will be closing just as fast as they opened.