Hillbilly Bar & Grill

The name says it all.   Welcome to nowhere, where they still serve Hamm beer and your account will be closed if you do not pay in full by the first of the month.

All kidding aside, the Hillbilly really is about what you would expect.  Country music, American beer on tap, a very small menu (but the burgers and fries are just fine), and very few patrons.