Hillbilly Heaven

I probably shouldn't even be saying this out loud and especially not on an internet because I am trying to KEEP THIS LIKE A SECRET, but this is one of the best bars in the history of bars. I didn't even realize there was a song with the lyrics "meet me at the Waffle House and bring me my gun" until I heard it play on the jukebox here. PURE AMERICANA. I could honestly write a ten page paper on this bar, but I won't because this is Yelp not Intro to 19th Century American Literature. Suffice it to say, you won't find a dive-ier bar this side of the Mississippi. Unless you live in West Virginia, in which case you probably have never even heard of Yelp because the internet is illegal in West Virginia.