Hooters

I picked this spot because this is my favorite in Chicago, however the food was waaaaaaaay better here. The only thing I had to complain about was the service, it sucked. Our waitress Holly got our order and never came back however the runners were really nice.

This place is a hoot. Like any owl, it's all about the wings, and like any owl, your eyes will pop out. Because like any sexist establishment, Hooters only hires ridiculously good looking women, usually with massive natural breasts or preferably fake ones. They all wear low cut tops to show off said assets, and tiny little spandex booty shorts that make them basically look like Playboy Bunnies mark II, or strippers, both of which look fantastic and are awesome, but are also completely derogatory towards women and set us back about half a century with regards to equal rights.

So, given that it is a corporate chain, it has to score 1, 2 or 3. Given that it has amazing beautiful women and good chicken wings, it scores 3. But given that it is so sexist and slightly overpriced, Hooters is back down to a 2.

The people that brought me here though, who live in Tennessee, will give it a 6 out of 5 every time for the drink, the wings, and the girls. One of them also claims they have the best burgers in America. I disagree. I think he had the best case of beer goggles (for burgers) in America. But that's my opinion.

I was friends with several Hooters girls in college. I found out that working there is sort of like being a Cheerleader. You can consider it along similar lines, because the employees do. I have to say this particular Hooters has some really amazing women. And like every other Hooters it has good wings, so it's worth a visit. Except that it is an evil chain that is taking over food and putting all the families out of business.

Which means it scores a lowly 2 and you should steer well clear. But if any of the girls from this location are interested, I'm not doing anyone, I mean, thing, next Tuesday night.

Good food and service. Happy hour prices are amazing.