Jersey's Sports Bar

An utter disgrace to both sports and bars. Nothing about this place says sports, and management usually turns the games off of the TV and instead plays rap music. If by sports they mean championship weave pulling, or thread the needle in the vein, or cigaweed rolling playoffs, then by all means it's the sportiest bar on the planet. This place misrepresents itself as "upscale." Nothing says upscale to me like grown ass men in bedazzled t-shirts and Hurley caps popping pills in plain sight, and doing their best to play hide the pickle with their 13 year old pregnant crackhead cousin in the corner. Yes, they let kids in, and yes they even let them serve drinks I'm waiting on them to serves nyquil in shot glasses to evade underage drinking requirements. .  This place's clientèle and staff can be best and simply described  as young and ignorant. The scene on the floor closely resembles the reenactment of a Special Olympics dance competition, and I often have to do a double take when passing. On weekends it often appears as though someone relocated a landfill to mainstreet.  The music is always loud, and obnoxious, so absolutely forget watching any game there. Great place to hang if you have a New Iberia haircut, or a chronic dependency on prescription narcotics. If this is you, then by all means,  take the time out of your busy schedule of methamphetamine addiction, Hurley cap shopping, and getting your name tattooed on your neck to fist pump.