Kikita's Beach Guest House Bar and Grill

Despite some decent reviews on TripAdvisor, Kikita's turned out to be a huge dud.

Yes, it has gorgeous views of the beach. Yes, it had great energy from customers who were singing their hearts out to karaoke. Yes, it looked like it was frequented by tons of regulars.

But there were only 2 servers and a bartender for the entire restaurant. A bartender, by the way, who was VERY busy checking the messages on his cell phone instead of helping the waitresses who were obviously overwhelmed by orders.

After seating ourselves and then waiting 10 minutes, I went up to the bar to see if I could put in our order for food but the waitress literally shooed me away and told me she'd get to me eventually but that she was very busy.

That was our cue to turn around and hit up another restaurant in Dorado (spoiler alert: we ended up at Grappa and it was great!)