Mortimer's Cocktail Lounge

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  Omg! This place is creepy! If you like to get drooled on by horny old mexicans (no offense to Mexicans, being a bit myself) while with another man this is the place for you! Creepy!

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  Posted on 06.22.11 Woobee W.

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  i  like coming here because there are a lot of friendly locals but the reason i give this place five stars is because i love the bartender, Aries. She is so cute! and i love her personality! she makes the best silk panties with 1800. im so glad i dropped in here instead of going to a packed taco tuesday where everyone you see screams in excitement to see you if you know what i mean..

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  Posted on 01.15.11 Julisa J.

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  Been here a few times with my friends to get my drank on.  Local dive bar, got some cool mini screen games and some of the local bands/rappers be performing.  Cool vibe.  They even have a pool table.

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  Posted on 11.09.10 Kimberly C.

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  Cheap drinks (2 shots of Jamesons, 2 beers, and a Pepsi for under $15).
  
  From my visits, this place is neither the trashiest place on Earth nor the dream bar child of Wes Anderson and David Lynch. It's old, relatively clean, quiet, open, and a no-frills bar with some character. It's a townie bar. I've been a few times and haven't seen anyone re-enact a bad blacksploitation parody here.
  
  The old guys play cards in the back room, which is kind of cool, but you don't really get to watch them while you're in the bar area, so there's no free entertainment there. The caricatures of old regulars is pretty entertaining the first time you go. Some of the names are ridiculous.
  
  This is a good place to go if you have experience around dives. Way less gross than the Shadow Box in Seaside, and you can manage a respectable buzz for cheap.

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  Posted on 06.10.08 James S.

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  ... this is probably one of the trashiest establishments on earth.

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  Posted on 05.06.08 Tricia M.

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  I can't believe I'm the first one to review this gem! Probably because I am one of the few that go there that owns a computer or knows how to operate the "internets". Morty's is the shit. Imagine a bar completely lost in the 70's along with most of the patrons, with Great America type cartoon drawings on the wood paneling walls of barroom heroes and a small parquet floor complete with disco ball! If you have any class, you won't like this place, but for a guy like me, it's the next closest thing to heaven. Imagine if David Lynch and Wes Anderson opened a bar. Then you have Morties.

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  Posted on 04.08.08 Josh D.

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