Pappy's Place

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  Man, I was stunned to find Brian B.'s review of Pappy's Place!   Brian, we're forever Bonded! ! !  
  
  After the BEST day of fishin'.....Big Sexy's Charters... (hubby caught a 28.12 lb Redfish out in the Bay).....our cousin's thought it would be a great "end-of-the-day" to walk over to Pappy's Place from our fish camp.  UNbeknownst to us, they'd been plannin' to "set us up" for this one for a good while!    Brian B., you Are NOT Kidding when you say that the "Pappy's Place" experience will FOREVER  be SCORCHED in our memory...UNfortunately! ! !  We literally walked in....."Lingerie Girl" immediately walked up to shake all of our hands....My Good Lord, HAVE MERCY.....I think she was all of 15 (we didn't stick around for any pelvic thrusting, Thank God!) ....I looked to the Right......6-8 locals checked us out & they KNEW we weren't from around there.....we turned around & eased on outta there.  Pappy came running out after us....with his toenails clacking on the floor, because they stuck out over the end of his flip-flops.....Where Ya'll Goin' "??.....Gooooood Lord! ! !  Ewwwww!  His fingernails were pretty GNARLY as well!  He could defiantly open a can of potted meat with 'em!   Gagging as I'm writing!
  
  While I was inside, I was trying to focus on what was happening.....but, I couldn't see under the Smoke Cloud I was standing in.  We should NOT have cleaned up before goin' over there!  We left Pappy's so FAST (cousins laughing at us all the way back to our Fish Camp)....we  ran to the bathroom to wash our hands & PURELLed  UP! ! !  Talk about  "Feelin' Dirty"!......we're still tryin' to wash the STANK off of us!
  
  I Don't think I'd actually call this place a DIVE...I honestly don't think there IS a name for this place!  It's one Seeedy place & I'll NEVER EVER Forget it, UnFortunately!   I did wanna take some pictures of Pappy's Place.......but, I can Assure You.... there would've been some "Duck & Cover's"  because,  all the folks in there were in the "Witness Protection Program" & the other half were Illegals!  
  
  I'm FOREVER Traumatized! ! !   Cousin's got a good laugh......the Joke Was On Us!

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  Posted on 05.21.12 Spicy M.

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  I'm not really sure how to rate Pappy's.    
  
  5 stars for being the ONLY place in Leeville where a drink can be purchased after 8PM.   Seriously - the next closest bar is across a toll bridge about 25 minutes away in Grand Isle.  
  
  2 stars for being a filthy little dive bar - I have a picture of a massive roach crawling around on the ceiling.   Apparently, I was the only one who even noticed.   Even when the girls were "dancing" on the bar and in close proximity to the ceiling and aforementioned roach, no notice from anymore.
  
  1 star for Pappy's gnarly toenails.   Yeck.   Grab a peek and prepare to vomit in your mouth.   I tried to get a photo, but he eluded me.
  
  4 stars for the incredibly entertaining "lingerie show", which was performed by two "classy" (their description, not mine) local girls who had been slugging back cocktails all day.   I was honestly hoping that they would put their clothes back on.  Between the cottage cheese and the heavy bruising, the back side wasn't too appealing.   Ironically, one girl's Mom who was sitting in the corner seemed to enjoy the show more than most of the men.   I suppose what they were wearing would technically qualify as lingerie, but the show was more of bump and grind on the pool-table.   One guy who was hammered seemed to like it.   Oddly, the girls weren't really pushing for tips - they were just kinda dancing around and enjoying whatever attention came their way.
  
  Needless to say, we had a good time at Pappy's and I would recommend it to anyone unfortunate enough to run out of beer after 8 or for a change in scenery.   You can't make this shit up, but remember that you also can't erase it from your mind.

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  Posted on 04.25.12 Brian B.

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