Phat Kats Tavern

After drinking our ways through 8 bottles of wine at the family reunion, my brother and I were faced with a difficult decision:

Stay in and watch Wedding Crashers.

or

Go to a random bar in Lyndonville and hope for the best.

My bro's fiancee decided our fate when she showed up sober and willing to drive.

Phat Kats is like the coolest finished basement in the world.  They've got two pool tables, a proper dart board, and best of all...a Beirut (beer bong for the layperson) set up in the back.

My bro's friend Smitty was rocking bangers through the house PA on this iTunes.   My brother and I were absolutely unstoppable at Beirut.   We won 7 straight matches with sniper-like accuracy on the shots and verbal defense that would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.

I bought countless rounds of chilled Jager and Bud long necks.  The owner and his girlfriend bought us a few rounds after we decimated them  at Beirut.  Couldn't ask for nicer owners or a cooler bar.

I'd unquestionably add a star if the female clientele were more beautiful/bountiful.