Takes too damn long. Â Costs too damn much. Â Looks too damn fake. Â And waaay too much space (will be damned later). Â Ambience is just kinda...not there. Â In all reality, the place is just boring and not tasty and well a POS. or something like it.
Oh yeah, the food isn't great. Â It's decent, but just not great for the price.
Prepare to wait forever to get your food. Â
I ordered a Chicago dog. Â That is: Â an all beef, natural casing hotdog on a toasted or steamed bun, with onions, mustard relish, celery salt, hot peppers, sliced tomato and a pickle spear. Â I got that, but literally more than fifteen minutes after I paid for my order. Â While it was good, it's not the best. Â Actually, now that I think of it, it wasn't even a natural casing hotdog. Whatever.
The reason I even give them 3 of 5 stars is because their desserts are REALLY great, the phosphate that I had was good but overly sweet, and the place is really nicely decorated. Â I guess waiting over three years for it to be built was worth it.