Subway

"I'd like a 6 inch vegetarian on whole wheat" I say.
"would you like that toasted with cheese" she says.
"Why yes., thank you" I say. "Provolone."
"what would you like on that" she asks?
"Load it up (with veggies)" I say.
When we got to the end she pours teriake sauce on it and tells me it will be good. Stunned, I say OK - WTH?
Sit down and start eating it. Good grief...she put chicken on it. WTF???  Glad I'm not a vegetarian. This would have been offensive instead of funny. We laughed all the way home.