Tony's Pizzeria

Disappointing service, which occurred multiple times. Not worth the anguish.

Love the fact that when u order bacon, you get strips of bacon on your pizza. Great!!

Ladies, help me out here. What's it feel like when a guy drops his pants and you realize he's stuffed those tight jeans with a sock?

Tony, put some damn chicken in your subs! The bread is pretty good but I'm not looking for toast here... Let me help. Halve the sandwiches and double the chicken. It will be a MUCH better hero.

My buddy had the pizza. He's from Italy and has loved the New York pizza in his three months here. I didn't try it, so I'll just quote him: 'This is the worst pizza I've had since I got here.'

I would say two stars, as would two of my friends who went with their massive but underwhelming subs. The Italian would ask me to drop it to one. I'll be kind and round up.