Town House

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  The Town House has great food and drinks at cheap prices. I have been there many, many times and have NEVER seen the pool table in use other than for a "catch-all' table for the staff. They have a REAL dart board and Golden Tee arcade golf.
  For a really good time, go there during an Ohio State game... But get there early, or you will be standing on your feet. They do not take "reservations", it's first come, first served.

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  Posted on 06.29.10 Brent C.

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  not that exciting.... it's like your dad's basement. far too small of a place for the amount of people who try to cram into it. Gotta be some sort of fire code violation going on there.

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  Posted on 11.23.09 Andrew W.

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  My favorite bar in Marietta. This was a great hangout on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights, hell every night for that matter. This bar is just a classic place to go if you are in Marietta. They have great bar food at affordable prices. 2 dollar beers and a CLASSIC jukebox makes this place a must if your drinking to forget or just drinking with good company. Check it out!!!!

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  Posted on 03.28.09 Chase G.

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  One of the most desirable hangouts for an underager in town as they are top notch strict on visitors being of age (strict for late night, during the day this is also a restaurant).
  
  The Town House offers cheap drinks (refer to my local photo, 2 Miller Lites and 1 Long Island for $8.50) that save this Bostonian LOTS of cash when he visits his friends down south. When on a budget, take advantage of the sign that says, "WTFOAB" which is WHAT THE FUCK ONLY A BUCK...$1 Keystone Lights? FINE BY ME. They also have some food deals like 25 cent wings on certain weeknights...not sure the exact dates and offerings, so check it out yourself.
  
  The crowd is mixed--here you'll find lots of college students (mostly of age, unless a youngster has squeezed in up the back fire escape...who would do that? NOT JEFFREY H. Ever. Well maybe once...) as well as both young and old local Yokels.
  
  You'll also find your big name games playing on the TVs, a dart board that could use  some cork replacement, a modern jukebox that sticks out like a republican at a gay pride parade, and a pool table in the back with its cover on--because hey, drunk girls spill.
  
  The bartenders are cool--ready to chat and ready to serve. Lutz, one of my faves, is a wicked nice guy who sports an Atlanta Braves hat--tell him Jeffrey H says 'hello' next time you visit.

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  Posted on 10.23.07 Jeffrey H.

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  Gnat C. summed it up fairly well, but I'd like to add that it was also the only place where you could get Busch in a can.
  
  I wonder if the same ol' bartender is there these days...?

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  Posted on 06.27.07 Greg W.

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  The Town House, or known by locals as the Clown House is another night-time favorite. Everyone wants a cheers bar...where everybody knows your name...
  
  The Town House has a pretty busy lunch crowd and dinner is nice also. I would give the food 3 stars as it's average burger and fries. Also 3 stars as the place is a smoking establishment and I feel like I need to throw my clothes away after I'm inside...doesn't every state have a no smoking in bars deal?
  
  However, the night life on Friday and Saturday nights give this joint 4 stars. Perhaps it's the friendly faces one meets at the Town House and the awesome bartenders who always know my name..
  
  Drinks are uber cheap...when was the last time you paid $2 for a beer? That's right...you probably don't remember...wow, what a deal!

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  Posted on 01.11.06 gnat c.

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