Amboy Family Restaurant & Pizza

I won't be going back. The food was OK. Nothing amazing but not bad. I ordered 3 cinnamon French toasts. She brought me out a plate that had 3 French toasts, 2 fried eggs, and 2 sausage links. I could understand if she made a mistake and thought I wanted an entire meal, but if that was the case, she never asked me how I wanted my eggs (I would have said poached) or if I wanted sausage or bacon (I would have said bacon).

It's a small town so I was willing to let the outdated and sometimes tacky decor slide, but seeing my syrup come in a squeeze bottle was a bit much.

Anyway, I'm kinda annoyed about it so I'd better stop writing or I'll just start nitpicking.

Solid breakfast with a friendly waitress.  Inside was clean and typical of a modern diner (look up and you can see the old metal stamped ceiling through the skylights).  Had the Albanian-sausage omelet, which I enjoyed.

Meh is right. From the decor (soccer balls on the fan blades? When did we get to a Chuck E Cheese?) to the extremely short (and I don't mean vertically challenged) waitress, everything about this place screamed, "TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"

Woodhaven would be the reason why. My boyfriend's family and I came here looking for breakfast, what I consider the easiest of the three daily meals to get right.

Let me start off with the menu: What. The. Hell?! Who does your pricing? Seriously. No joke. Tell me now, so I can clue them in on two things I distinctly remember (and this is only because I was ordering these two things).

1. A short stack (2 pancakes) with bacon or sausage costs the same as 3 pancakes with bacon or sausage. However, if you get just the pancakes, the short stack is $1 cheaper than the 3 pancakes. Now why wouldn't the short stack combo be a dollar cheaper? Or even a measly 50 cents cheaper? This makes no sense to me!

2. A short stack with bacon - ordered separately - is 9 cents CHEAPER than if you order the short stack/bacon combo. How is that even possible? Why even have a combo?

Onto the food: The bacon was nice and crisp. My chocolate milk (don't judge) was decent once I stirred it up. As for my pancakes... I enjoy hockey. I do not enjoy eating hockey pucks. The only redeeming quality I can come up with for the pancakes is that they were a good size.

Word to the wise: You'd be better off buying a carton of eggs, a pound of bacon, and some white bread and fixing those up for breakfast. The only reason I gave it two stars is because one of the waitresses had an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo.