Bob's Classy Lady

So as i'm driving along Roscoe Blvd. in lovely North Hills I just happen to spot a small little dumpy place with a sign that says Exotic Dancers and Cold Beer. Two of my favorite things! I pull into the parking lot behind the place and stroll in.

The place is dark, the music is playing (Depeche Mode) and this hot filipino girl is on stage shaking her assets and showing her tatas. I head to the bar and order a Blue Moon draft, $4.50 for an ice cold beer AND girls showing their boobies how can it get any better? The bartender (Fuji) brought some pizza and fed me. She's a hot chick too! So I stayed for a few more sets and each chick kept getting hotter and hotter. I'll be back!!