Bonita Flats

$2 drinks are reasonable for strip cubs, but the waitresses are pushy.  On their customer appreciation days the drinks are only $1 and lap dances are only $5.  The lap dances are usually $10 but there is no privacy with them and you are pretty restricted on where your hands can touch. I would rather pay $20-25 for lap dances and have privacy. They use a juke box for music and had plenty of dancers, mostly white but not all, for the amount of people present. Bathroom was very small and dirty

the previous review is dead on. I went to this place and I made the girls working there very angry (over weight, unattractive, angry strippers are not people I want to rumble with). Apparently woman are not encouraged to go to this place even if the drinks are cheap and you get bored on a Wednesday night...This is the nastiest "gentleman's club" I've ever been to and I've been to one in Council Bluffs, Iowa. There was even a pot luck set out. Yum... stripper pot luck. Words cannot accurately describe this place. I suggest going and taking a look because it will blow your mind. Words cannot describe how surreal this place is. A scene based on this place was in a movie everyone would be all like "no place like this can exist. How stupid"" Also, I never ever want to see the girls or the facility with the lights on...

This has been the gentleman's club servicing our local needs for bachelor parties over the last number of years.  The venue is in the middle of nowhere in Olathe.  The only two buildings are Bonita's and another strip club across the street.  Of the two, we choose Bonita's because you don't have to be a member to get in.  $5 every year and a half or $20 for a yearly membership at the other place is pretty much a no brainer.

The best thing about Bonita's is that all beers and most drinks are only $2.  If this place were any closer to my house, I might make it my normal bar.  Aside from the bar when you walk in, the main room is to your right, which consists of a continuous couch that forms a giant U around the small dancing strip with a poll on both ends.  The dancing room is lit completely with black lights.  I've heard this is great for hiding the tracks in the arms of heroin addicts.  I don't think that is the issue here.  Judging from some of the girls' teeth, meth is the drug of choice.

You always have to have a drink in front of you.  If you don't, the waitress might cut you.  If you forget to tip the waitress when she brings you a drink, she might cut you.  If there is a stripper within 5 feet of you when you order, you should expect to be charged for her shot of liquor.

This place is great for bachelor parties because on any given night, there are generally 2 to 3 girls who are completely busted and/or could play linebacker for a D-II college.  Girls like this are experts in giving lap dances that involve slamming into and racking the groom-to-be and overall making sure his unit does not come out to play for a few days.  I like this because I am a d-bag and enjoy seeing pain inflicted on those that I love.

As with any strip club, be sure to hit up your own bank's ATM prior to coming or you will get raked by service fees.  It's $10 for a dance.  2 for $15 if you're a big enough loser to go on Sunday or Monday.  

I would highly suggest checking out their website where you can see photos of some of the employees, dancers and guys who frequent the club so much that they have their own page on the website.  I particularly enjoy the one of the elderly man eating a sausage.  Judging from over half of the pictures, I am also going to start assuming that if you have facial hair, you are a Bonita's regular.

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