Cafe Risque

We went here because I could have sworn that many years ago, that I had been once.  Come to find out that there used to be a "chain" of them.  However, the setup was almost exactly the same, so when I went in, I felt dejavous.

It was about 130pm when we went and they had about 6 entertainers.  The parking lot felt deserted but that didn't stop us (I was on a YELP mission).  If you GPS the address, you WILL NOT FIND IT.  The place is RIGHT OFF exit 70 as the sign says.  In fact, I have no idea why Yelp and every other listing has this address (I was curious so I drove to where the GPS indicated - just residential rural farm homes).  This place caters to professional tractor trailer drivers - the road entrance and parking lot are nice wide and deep (like their dancers).

We had a to pay a $7 cover with a "mandatory" $3.50 spending.  They have some daily specials and the day we went was the "cheeseburger".  The interior is old, worn, and just hanging in there.  The furniture and booth seats are well into two or three decades worn.  The place had seen much better days.  But a ratty atmosphere never stopped a good time.

Had the cheeseburger which was surprisingly above average, the sodas do not come with refills--in essence, that is their "drink" since they don't serve alcohol.  The girls seemed a little uninterested or shy for "exotic" dancers.  Generally, they were of the thicker type and most had pretty "farm-next-door" faces.  There was one very attractive thin brown hair one.

The lap dance area is amusing -  you have to put your hands through straps..apparently they had problems with customers pawing the girls.  I got a lappie from a cute thicker veteran and she was well skilled in the art of the lapdance.

My wingman and I stayed almost two hours!! I guess we had enough fun and stuff to chat about that kept us there.  Most other customers came and left in the time that we were there.

Had a great. Time. The house Burger. Is a hand full. And don't. Forget the girls. WOW