Captain's Bar

New to the area, Captain's puts the 'D' in Downriver.  With a very deceiving building face, you arrive and think you are heading to a really great place, only to find out that the construction on the building isn't even finished (the bar still has plywood exposed).  The beer selection is poor, but most patrons that come here are quick to settle for a Bud Light in an aluminum can, so I guess they are feeding the demographic.  The food is sub-par, though the fried pickles are decent.  As for the crowd this bar attracts, err, well, can you say douche?   There is zero crowd-control and I haven't seen any sort of security.  A lack of patio and staff means people are free to wander and drink in the middle of Oak Street, where at the wee hours of night they completely disregard the fact that people that live in the neighborhood may not want to hear them scream animalistic sounds to one another as they kick back another drink they probably could do without.  Last night there was, pardon my pun, yelping so loud at 2:30 in the morning that I almost called the police to have them shut them up.  A good time is fine, but it doesn't have to be completely classless.  Captain's is proof that if you want to make a quick buck Downriver as a business, don't bother offering great food and craft beer, but rather give the people what they want: Bud Light in solo cups and a platform to be a complete idiot.