Chelsea Jo's Restaurant & Sports Bar

Place has been closed for several months

We've been here a couple times 4 lunch and breakfast. I was very impressed with the breakfast choices. Great prices, great selection, super fast, and attentive service...not over-friendly but they get the job done with speed.

Chelsea Jo's should be considered in context.  

You are in Spotsylvania, and not the industrialized part of Spotsylvania -- what some would refer to as 'By-God-Spotsylvania-Virginia'.

You go into Hubba's exactly at Karaoke time, "SOME DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU! BREAK THOSE - CHAINS THAT BIIND YOUU! ONE NIGHT WILL REMIND YOU - HOW WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEP'RATE WAYS!!!!  IF HE EVER HURTS YOU -- TRUE LOVE-- WON'T DESERT YOU! YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU -- THOUGH WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEP'RATE WAAAAAYS!!!"

And then you are mercifully out the door again, looking for a safe haven.  Chelsea Jo's doesn't look like it, but go in anyway.  On a bar that should only have Miller Light and a Budweiser tap with an '8' still on it, they have Shock Top, and couple of others!

They have a full bar.  

They have hand-cut steaks (supposedly).

They have marinated steaks in Chelsea Jo's secret sauce.  (Soy and Ginger most likely)

They have salads. (With lots of iceburg -- lots and lots of iceburg)

They have the famous 'Dirty Monkey' (banana daiquiri -- lots and lots of daiquiri)

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So what if it's not the greatest food you ever ate.  The wait staff is pure entertainment:

Flo: "What would you like to drink."
Me: "Shock Top."
Flo (to Flo #2): "He said Shock Top"
Flo #2: "Is that beer?"
Me: "Yes"
Flo's 1 and 2: "Ooooooh..."
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Flo: "What would you like for dinner?"
Me: "I'd like the marinated ribeye you were just talking about."
Flo: "You mean the Roadhouse???"
Me: "Yah"
(It turned out not to matter that I ordered it medium rare)
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Flo: "What sides do you want?"
Me: "Mashed potatoes and green beans..."
Flo: "Do you want gravy on your green beans?"
Me: "No, not on my green beans."
Flo: "KISS MY GRITS!!!!"
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I'd go back.  Next time I will order something reeally complicated.