Coconuts Caribbean Beach Bar & Grill

This place is delightfully ridiculous! While I don't think I'd go to a place like this in my normal life, Bizarro-World Vacation Matt loves these kinds of cheeseball tourist traps!

We dock our boat and are immediately impressed that this place has a beach area and a TON of people (our previous bar experiences at the lake had been sad and lonely). As we walk down the dock we start discovering more and more WTF type situations.

SO, it has a GIANT pool area, that is really just a bar that allows you to wade around waist-deep in water. On a super hot day, that's more than welcome. The eye candy here is pretty on-point, and the people watching rages from intriguing to train-wreck. I'll take it! And what goes better with this scenario than a bucket of rum punch? At $14 it's not the cheapest, but it is a HUGE drink and I could actually taste the booze, so that's a bonus.

There are games out the wazoo, with a beach dedicated to volleyball, a giant set-up of ladder golf, and other random amusements throughout the spot. Throw in a large number of areas for seating and getting some sun, and you've got yourself a recipe for fun.

We weren't here for long, as we were eager to get back on the boat. But next year at the lake I'll be lobbying hard for a visit to Coconuts.

ok this place was fun, the food is ok, but the scenery is outstanding!

We found this place while boating on the lake. It's a pretty cool place. There is a girl that helps you dock the boat when you pull up which is very helpful. The wait staff is very friendly and service is fast. Food is pretty good.  We tried the taco salad and coconut shrimp. Pricewise, it was comparable to most places. They have a pool for adults only since it has a bar. There is a sand volleyball court. There is a small beach area for kids to play in. Definitely worth a stop if you are in the area boating.