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    I can't believe nobody has written a review for this place.. I mean.. sure, I don't remember much, but all I know.. is if you wake up on a Sunday after 5pm and you are half covered in popcorn and chili dog there is a good chance you fell into the Coliseum at some point.

    Ok, lets just say you've been drinking for many many hours.. maybe on the river, maybe on land... I don't remember.. I mean, it not important..  you've crossed back and forth over the river several times at many different bars.. also its getting close to 3am and your not sure if you are in Illinois.. Wisconsin or Iowa..  its about this time your GPS starts yelping.. NO.. NO.. seriously.. Not the Coliseum.. (this is a glitch) it means seriously.. you need to go to the Coliseum stat!  

    Because when no other bar will take you..The Coliseum, like a warm winter blanket,  will take you in..  put tons of alcohol in you and might even put you upside down in one of their many cages..(still not sure how many cages or why I was upside down)  Better get the number of a cab company and staple it to your underoos! (and a backup duck taped to your butt!) Say goodbye to your underoos and your self respect.  If you go with friends, forget about them.. you will part ways within 3 seconds of entering.

    Where else can you drink from 3-6am with other people?.. which just happens to be the shift change for the Riverboat.. coincidence?  I don't think so.

    All I'm saying.. if your having a great night and you just don't want it to end.. you really have no other choice.. no, seriously.. there is no place else for you to go..

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