Dollhouse Private Club

Am I actually the first to review this place? Yay!

So I have been coming here for years. The owners of the Dollhouse used to own a joint down the street and I was very friendly(nudge nudge wink wink) with the staff there so we'd "par-tey" here at the Dollhouse after closing.  I know the owners and like them so this place still gets my Dollar, albeit not nearly as frequent as yesteryear. ;)

The location is decent with a nice building. I like the split parking lot. If you have been here you know what I mean.

I think the cover is like five or ten bucks, but I can't remember because I have a lifetime free entry card. ;) Email me and I will let you borrow it. For twenty bucks a visit.

We all know this place is here for nothing but the alcohol and the........ahem...."camaraderie". This is where my soldiers and I bonded. This is the first place we went to after coming back from Iraq. It is the quintessential Killeen institution.

Anyhow - it is what it is. A gentlemen's club in Killeen. So how are the women you eagerly ask? It is hit or miss. Some are cool, some are not; some are sexy, some are not; some came from home, the others from prison. Who knows. Most have tats. Most want your money(I mean all). Most of them are even fun to just chat with. But don't forget you have a goal being here and they have a goal working here. Don't make it something it isn't.

I come here to drink and hang out with friends. To bond. The nice view is just......icing. If you come here looking for the same, the working gals will definitely improve the enjoyment. But if you come here by yourself, with your mid-month pay all in ones grasped tightly in your dick beaters and hounding every chic that walks by....expect to be unhappy and ignored. As you should.

If you dislike this place, remember where you are at; in Killeen. It should improve your opinion. Have fun, spend your money and tip the wait staff(they feed you while you embarrass yourself, after all).

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