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  Cool,  clean,  and comfortable. I've never felt more welcomed than I was here. It was impressive to see that the building was actually a building, and not some hole in the wall or run down place. The food was at a level that was more than acceptable. Music was great, never heard a song I didn't want to listen to. Above all, even though it seemed to be a slow night,  there was not one unattractive dancer. Favorite dancer of the night was Helen, she as a dancer gets 5 stars from me. Overall great experience and can't wait to go back.

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  Posted on 06.14.13 Kyle W.

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  Excellent!  Great entertainment, good food, fun and friendly staff.  Drinks are delicious and well-priced!  It's a place we go back to over and over because it's a consistently good time!

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  Posted on 06.05.13 Christina I.

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  Went there with a couple of buddies for lunch one day a few weeks back. Mind you this is the first time I have set foot in a place like that in over 25 years. It sort of felt like I was doing something I shouldn't be doing and I felt like an 18 year old again.
  The girls were super nice and told us they only started dancing when there were at least 3 customers, Lucky us.
  Also showed my lack of experience when I clapped every time a girl finished a song but that is what we always did those years ago. The DJ took notice and asked what we were drinking and they ran a $5 special.
  Also fell in love with a girl named Sativa (Yes, I know its not her real name) but her lap dancing was incredible as was her pole dancing. For the lap dance she led me to a secluded corner and asked if I would mind if we waited on the next song and we spent that time chatting and getting to know each other and I had a great time hearing about her life and how she ended up in Austin.
  Would have gotten 5 stars but on a subsequent visit when I was approached about a lap dance, the girl didn't remove her top until the song was about to end, then asked if I would like another. HELL YEAH, it was just getting good when the song ended so the second song was sans top.
  I'd go back

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  Posted on 05.09.13 Roger W.

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  Good time whenever I go in.  Bartenders are friendly and drinks are stiff!

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  Posted on 12.29.12 Robert S.

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  I've been going to Men's Clubs in Austin for a long time and there is a reason Exposé  has been around Austin for a long time!! The girls are HOT...great drinks specials... and the kitchen is delicious!!! The bartenders and managers are 1st class and always have a great crowd for fights and big games! I always stop in for the daily happy hour specials...you can't beat no cover with $10 dances and $3 you call it anywhere in Austin!!! If you looking for a nice view, a little company, or a great vibe, stop by Expose!!!

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  Posted on 11.20.12 Peterman X.

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  I guess you CAN teach an old dog new tricks.  I thought I was pretty, ahem, well informed on the strip club excursion but I learned something last weekend, and I have my companion to thank for that.  She illustrated the lesson brilliantly.  I will save you the pain of learning this on your own.  Here it is: Do NOT sit right next to a stage.  There.  You can thank me later for that as it will save you from getting nailed in the head with a stripper spike as she enthusiastically spins on the pole.  Cause that is a complete buzzkill and your fun will end in a flash of plastic and pain.  
  
  However, prior to that incident, I was really diggin the joint.  I had never been to this establishment before and I guess I had my own pre-conceived notions going in. Since this is Deep South Congress, for some reason, I was imagining all the girls would have pit hair and smell like patchouli.  I was very pleasantly surprised to see quite a few, well groomed lovely ladies and they smelled pretty good too :)  I was able to get an impromptu instruction on poppin my booty (something I aspire to do someday) and also got a sweet kiss from a girl (and I do mean girl...maybe 21?) for handing her my glass of wine while she sweated on stage.
  
  Once again, the major flaw in this establishment was the fact they wouldn't let me in without a penile escort.  Luckily I had one or they woulda lost my dolla dolla bills ya'll. If I ever find myself Deep South with a penis again, I just might go back!

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  Posted on 07.09.12 Keri B.

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  Looking for a REALLY good time? Do yourself a favor. When you walk in the door, look for a tall indian dude with a pencil-thin mustache. Before he can say anything to you, grab his hand and shake it LEFT TO RIGHT (not up and down like a normal handshake). Then quietly mouth the code word "Hamstring".
  
  He will take you to the ULTRA TOP-SECRET VIP ROOM, or as I call it...the land of pure imagination. For $17.50 this sweet little cutie named Guinevere gave me an unforgettable Guatemalan Backsplash and then topped it off with a complimentary Rickles' Pickle (named in honor of Don Rickles, I suppose... RIP). I'm too savvy to think she had anything on her mind besides business, but damned if I didn't revert to my school boy days and just fall in love on the spot.
  
  Long story short, I had to call my hombre Benecio to come and pick me up, I was feeling so loosey goosey from the VIP fun.  The only chemical I need is LOVE baby! This place is the best.

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  Posted on 05.22.12 Peter H.

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  I had such a good time here, that I fell all the way down the front steps and hit my head on a rock.

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  Posted on 05.14.12 Jenny L.

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  Here is a little of my background in the "titty bar" industry. My mom danced in various places from the time I was 12 till I was 21. I have seriously grown up in "titty bars". I will say this with absolute certainty.
  
  This is a great place to see cute naked girls. Period. I have had a good time, everytime. The waitresses are always friendly and quick. They have dancers of all different ilk. I hate it when you go to a club and it's all the same type of girl. You can see when you walk around. The bathrooms are clean, and they have a smoking area. Yay, that.
  
  You can't beat the Happy Hour specials, everyday. Period. So, if you like naked girls, cheap top shelf drinks, friendly waitresses, and a good atmosphere....go here.

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  Posted on 05.03.12 Robert B.

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  This is one of the best happy hours I've ever been to in this type of establishment. Steak & Fries cooked to preference with $3 you call its 5-8pm. Great deal. I spent very little money and still had a great time. Not many times you can say that at a gentlemans club.

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  Posted on 04.25.12 Mike T.

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  Ive been to a few around town and this one is the coolest. Great vibe, cute girls, great sound-system without the over zealous dj who talks too much. Drink specials on top shelf~
  
  ***Dont Touch the girls- its a dance for entertainment- Not a make out session- have some freaking respect guys... and girls... Ive seen you girls... Yall get crazy!
  
  Management found a balance between classy and laid back- I Like!

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  Posted on 02.11.12 Jay F.

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  They don't have great service, but their prices are sure high. I guess I missed the happy lappy hour thing.
  
  Also, my car was brutally vandalized in their parking lot, and they did NOTHING about it. I have spent thousands of dollars in there, and they didn't even offer to comp me some table dances, drinks, or food. Maybe refund the $300 I spent in there last night? Help pay for the damage to my car?
  
  That's a crappy way to treat a loyal customer. I understand that maybe the little punks that vandalized my car sneaked past parking lot security... I can't fault them on that. It could have happened anywhere.
  
  But I called to speak to the manager and basically got the "you need to talk to someone else" shuffle. So now I will probably have to get a complete new paint job, and pay for my car repairs on my own.
  
  It wasn't the fact that my car was vandalized, it is the way they are handling the situation. They should be proactive about this type of thing. All I have got is an email from them through Facebook saying "We are looking into the incident".

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  Posted on 05.11.11 Drew P.

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  Ok, so you have been in the sun all day, drinking but need a place to go before the next event. Well, if its between 5-8pm, Expose is not a bad place to catch thappy hour and the last afternoon game, have a $3 "you call it " with no cover and ummmmm $10 table side entertainment. This service was friendly if not a little inconsitent and the girls charming without being pushy. Not a bad place to kill an hour or two. I understand the food is good and the prices were certainly right. Mia, you are a doll !

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  Posted on 09.07.10 Jan G.

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  I am a consummate observer.  Airport layovers make me giddy.  Coffeehouses fill me with glee.  Eeyore's birthday...well, that almost made my head explode, but I can handles me a strip club.  Mainly because it's never a pre-planned excursion. It's usually a product of a slurry group-think and thirst that only an earsplitting rendition of  "Pour Some Sugar on Me" can quench.
  
  I forgot to remove my Southern California bias glasses (again). I live in T-E-X-A-S, which, apparently, is not the mecca of plastic surgery I born from.  Therefore, I was initially perplexed that the dancers were less Pam Anderson and more Rachel Maddow.  Seriously, one was wearing glasses.  
  
  If your tastes are of the variety, um, variety, then Expose is your place. The ladies ranged from Naughty Social Studies Teacher to I Am Paying My Way Through Zoology School.  My favorite was "Pretty Woman" meets "Cirque Du Soleil".  Least favorites were Whackadoo High School Volleyball Player and 12-Year-Old Rasta Boy. All of the women were attended to, so I stress that Expose has a gal for every guy.
  
  However, I found myself captivated by the young man me and my pals lovingly dubbed Steve Urkel.

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  Posted on 12.30.09 Jennifer M.

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  Girls, Girls, Girls
  Long legs and burgundy lips
  Girls,Girls, Girls
  Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
  Girls, Girls, Girls
  Red lips, fingertips
  
  Or Pour some sugar on me.......
  
  Oh la la.  Where to begin....
  
  First of all, I don't just frequent a Gentleman's club for no apparent reason.  On this night it was a special night that needed a place to start our party off with a BIG BANG. Back up story:  My friend was getting married on this particular day. The wedding was called off, so we needed something spectacular to replace the date with a fond memory.  We had a Freedom Fest for our guy and went all out.  He loves dancing, so in honor of him the night was themed around it.  These type of places cost a pretty penny and were very cautious of this.
  
  Expose has happy hour from 5-8 pm or as I like to call it "Lappy Hour". $3 anything - you call it.  Ex. Red Bull & Grey Goose vodka $3. I was floored and oh yeah - $10 lap dances. This is a man's dream that I was living in.  Anyways, we had a big crew and given a corner section.  All the staff & dancers were very courteous and wanted to make our night memorable.  We were given the star treatment from beginning to end.  The girls were very friendly (duh) and talented. I think my mouth dropped a few times.  Where in the world did you learn to do that?  WOW.  BTW, girls are typically the worse critic than a guy would be. These girls are worth looking at, so bring yo' dolla bills.  
  
  Can it get better than this? YES.  We had paid for our guest of honor to be on stage. They provide 2 dancers, a DJ and 3 dances. The first 2 dances were from the dancers and the last is the guest of honor to dance.  E.P.I.C. Words cannot describe how we made his night and how we all enjoyed this moment. I'm so sad I could not document any of this. It's down in the books for a great night, especially for the establishment that made it happen.

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  Posted on 11.26.09 Minnie E.

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  Thank you Expose...
  you topped a great vacation off with a bunch of booty!!! and we loved it.
  
   Awesome staff here, everyone on down to the cocktail waitress was amazing.
  
  Big thank you to my lap dance princess, I really didnt care that much that you werent a blonde...its all good. You even let me share you with my man...it doesnt get much better than that.
  
  Ive heard the food is great here, unfortunately Id already eaten by the time we got there. The drinks were strong and right on time. The VIP is comfy and the music....well its loud .....and its lame but its always like that at the nipple huts. I was to busy looking at butts to care anyway.
  
  Cheers crew at Expose....Ill be back again soon..... get my VIP chair ready for the pile up!!!!!
  
  XoXoXo

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  Posted on 07.30.08 Charlie B.

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  Now if I was rating and reviewing this place based solely on food it would get five full stars, but seeing as how I have to take into account the mediocre decor and the girls that work there it drops to 2 stars.
  
  Let's start with the good news, the burger here is one of the best I have ever had and last time I checked it was only like $3 for a burger and fries during happy hour.  The fries are great, the burger is juicy and delicious.  
  
  The bartender was great and served great drinks and all for an incredibly cheap price.  If your bartender really loves you have her cover the mirror behind the bar so you don't have to see the girls behind you.
  
  Now the bad news....the girls and the music.  Both I could have done without.  The girls looked like they just recently were granted parole and the music was typical way too loud strip club garbage.  
  
  I swear there was a soccer mom dancing around in the buff behind me while I was trying to eat my burger, it was disturbing to say the least.  Maybe it's because I went during the day, which is typically when the C team works, but these girls were straight nasty.  
  
  All I know is these girls wouldn't be allowed to park cars at one of the better clubs, but here they get to dance, naked, while I am trying to eat the best burger in town.  It's kind of weird.

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  Posted on 08.07.07 Shane H.

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  "No matter what you want,
  gotta go, gotta go.
  We're waiting there for you..."
  
  I don't really go to strip clubs (except for the usual exceptions like bachelor parties and whenever a girl tells me she wants to go to one), but this song they have on their commercial and the smokin' hot girl they have lip-syncing it make me feel good in my happy places.
  
  UPDATE:  YouTube has the commercial:
  
  <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkswNVoOxPQE&s=2318b9e95bfd8d8a48018c51eb96606877c4a8bb653e535aa121cbdc5dcf3f57" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/w…</a>

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  Posted on 06.21.07 J M.

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  Just wanted to recommend this nice strip club to couples. My honey and I have enjoyed our 9 visits (over the last 4yr) very much. The place is very clean and well decorated. Of course, the music is too loud but that is normal.
  
  The women are all beautiful; there is plenty of security. The managers dress in suits and COUPLES ARE WELCOME and treated well. When we go, I am not interested in getting table dances but my sweetie and I enjoy HER getting them and the girls seem to especially like doing her.
  
  We always sit in the VIP section where it is a bit more secluded and the chairs are very comfy. They have food and a good bar variety from wine to liquor also. I have knocked it down a little because they charge too much if you get cash on your credit card.
  
  Table dances are $20. We have enjoyed it best when we spend an hour or so looking over the talent and choose a lady together. I then go up to her while she is performing and, while putting a buck in her G-string ask her to come to our table for a dance. I make sure to tell her it is for my honey and where we are sitting.  The girls really seem to enjoy giving lap dances to other women and sugar gets to feel them all over; something we guys would get thrown out for. Nice place. I only mark it down a little due to the TOO LOUD music and charging $30 to sit in the VIP section. Couples (that is a male/female duo or two or more women) should be shown to this section automatically. I have never paid the $30 by the way cause I'm a talker and drop a manager's name then, when he comes over, REMIND him of the many, many times we have graced his club and how he ALWAYS sits us in the VIP section. We have at least two drinks and usually two table dances and tip generously so that too high cover charge is just a good way to keep out the boys who stare at any non-professional woman to the point of discomfort.
  
  It is located on South Congress just before 290, on the left headed south. They have a website. Just Google expose austin.

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  Posted on 05.07.07 Ron W.

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