The Greene Turtle

We had me, my boyfriend, daughter and newborn who is still in a infant seat. Sat in a "booth" which was two tables pushed together. TV was stuck on Spongebob and the wall remote didn't work. Waitress didn't seem to care and she apparently told the manager who never came to check on us. Went to watch the MLB HR Derby and the TV is stuck on Spongebob at a Sports bar/restaurant???? Waitress was not helpful or very friendly. Food was ok, got boneless wings in Golden BBQ which is comparable to Glory Days Glory Wings and the cheeseburger sliders which seemed to be frozen and then microwaved, super dry. Daughter's Mac and cheese was fine, she ate it all. We aren't big people but felt very cramped in the booth. Will go back only to watch games in the bar area without the kids and only ordering bottled beer. We both got Coors Light Draft and it was just off....how do you screw up Coors light??

One of the smaller turtles, but the set-up isn't bad.  Plus they have brews on tap that other turtles don't.  However, the taps aren't maintained. For example, I asked for a Batch 19 after seeing it on tap and the bartender didn't know it was on tap and offered a bottle.  I pointed out the tap, so she verififed with the manager. Manager said the batch was bad and after a taste, I agreed.  Kind of a let down, but of well.

I know that the 'turtle' is really as sports bar - but they do have a menu. Well I ordered fish and chips (can't miss bar food even). But no, the fish showed up really burnt. The waitress even commented when I asked, that that's the way the friers are cooking it today - sent it back   My wife ordered a grilled shrimp salad. It showed up with half cooked shrimp - it went back too.  We paid for our sodas and left. Also, the family in the next booth sent back their sliders about the same time we were sending back our meals  Another note or two about the management or lack of it. You would have thought that a manager would have showed up during this disaster - but no.  Finally there was a group of 20 something's with their girlfriends thta were doing pushups in the middle of the restaurant - not really appropriate. again there was no manager presence.  I guess the bar business and the TVs gets it done for the restaurant. I can't rate it low enough.