Okay, I'm not sure how to even start this review. I ended up here for the first time last Friday during Happy Hour to celebrate the start of a co-worker's 50th Birthday weekend (yes, I said weekend...don't ask). Apparently, she and her friends are big regulars here and I didn't really know what to expect. Thank God I went into it open-minded.
First off, this place is pretty huge (it's biggest 'plus') with multiple bar areas, all serving mediocre beer/liquor, which seemed to please the ever-growing eclectic crowd just fine. Not finding anything exciting on tap, I ended up drinking Blue Moon (I really hate admitting that) for the duration of my sentence, oops, I mean visit.
In all seriousness, this place wasn't too horrible, but then again, I usually have fun no matter where I go, especially when it comes to 'people watching' (with whispered commentary). Needless to say, I had plenty of material for a fun evening. Â
From what I've heard, this place is much 'better' during the summer months. Am I willing to find out? No comment.
I've been avoiding this place for a while now, but this weekend I broke the streak. Â It was someone's birthday and I was promised free admission and drink specials for an hour. Â Well I got in free, but I was late so I was only able to use the special birthday prices for one drink. Â Rest of my drinks ranged from $3 for a Miller lite to $8 for mixed whatever I had. Â It was strong, I'll give it that. Â
So why have I been avoiding this place and why did I have such trouble deciding whether to rate this 1 or 2 stars? Â Well first off it looks like Willy Wonka dropped off his factory workers here to give them a night off. Â On top of that they all are rude (the other patrons). Â Is it so hard to move over an inch when people are trying to pass through? Â I have no desire to squeeze between 2 gorilla juiceheads who are both doing a grinding "dance move" but 7 out of 10 times that night it was the only slightly open route to slip through. Â Trying to say "excuse me" or make a hand motion indicating you want to pass through is met with no reaction so everyone just resorts to rough shoves. Â The one room not packed looked like a bomb went off in it. Â Also I was able to find 2 small mens rooms. Â Yes Bar A has the same problem, but here it just felt worse. Â Mainly because one had a longer line than the women's room and the other had no door and people on the deck could look in and watch everyone pee, which is a little weird. Â Also weird is that I went to high school with one of the spectators and this was the 1st time since graduation that I saw them.
So that's why I wanted to give 1 star, I'd really say its 1.5 so I bumped it up to 2 since unlike the patrons, the staff was great. Â The bartenders made some stiff drinks (and I needed them) and security was even friendly as well. Â So I bumped it up to two for them. Â Maybe I'll give you guys another chance after Labor Day when the freaks return to their hairspray induced hibernation.
"We don't pump our gas, we pump our fists."
Guidos, shore whores and sunburnt bennys all co-existing in harmony? yes, it is in fact possible.
HUGE indoor area, inexpensive drinks and volleyball in the back. Yes, yes and YES.
Why are people whining about juice-heads? IT'S THE SUMMER AT THE JERSEY SHORE. I'm sorry, but if you go ANYWHERE that has a dance floor...that is who you will see. Embrace it and go lift a weight, cardio queens.
Why this place doesn't have at least 4 or five stars from most reviewers' boggles my mind. Ok, maybe in the winter this place isn't as fun, however from Memorial Day to Labor Day you can't find a better place to spend your Saturday nights. The drinks are strong, broads are hot, and hell you can even play volleyball in the back. Headliner crawls with spectacular pieces of the tri-state areas trashiest girls. Don't get me wrong these fine young ladies all hold real jobs, i.e. Hair salon workers, strippers & those that take handouts from 50 year old married guys. All the bartenders here are pretty, one in particular; who works middle bar is a real class act. She loves the wobbly H and will totally whack back shots with you all night long. The music here is epic, think KTU beats on steroids. Get your fist pump ready, chug half a liter of vodka, throw that 18kt gold chain on, fire up the parents leased m5 and drive over the bridge from Belmar.. Headliner awaits!!!!! I plan on attacking this fine establishment to find Ms. Right, yes she may partime dance at lookers and still live with her parents but hell doesn't every girl down the shore.
Review Source:Clubs are not my thing, but I was invited to a friend's birthday party here on Saturday night. Â The VIP birthday package allows one to invite up to 50 friends with no cover between 9-11pm, and super cheap drink specials (beer for $1, mixed drinks for $3, etc.). Â If you want to get wasted, this is the place for you. Â Of course after 11pm, you can continue the party but pay more for the drinks. Â The music was awful - the same three songs were played over and over again during a 2 hour time span. Â The crowd was pretty sketchy. Â The Jersey Shore cast shot an episode or two here and I can't imagine why...it seems lame, even for them!
Review Source:Why in the world am i reviewing this place. Â People that come here only go online to purchase winstrol and D-Bol from mexico not read yelp reviews, but here goes nothing. Â First time coming here this summer and it actually was not as bad as usual. Â DJ rosary beads was mixing up some hot house mixes. Â I got a view of the summer lineup of affliction T's and it was actually not packed with tanned up meatballs. Â The drinks are decent price and the deck is an escape from the hardcore jersey shore scene. Â So put on your kangol, where a shirt that shows of your praying hands Tat. And come meet some mediocre ladies in push up bras who will gladly let you get them sloppy on soco and lime shots.
Review Source:The only thing I like about this place is that it is huge. The indoor area has a large dance floor with several bars sprawled about. They also have an outdoor area with a bunch of smaller areas in between.
They primarily play house music, but it very fist-pumpy. I've definitely heard better. The crowd is full of juice heads & girls with big poofs in their hair. It looks like a place the Jersey Shore cast would go.
music is okay (just starting to get into house). There was one bartender who had a heavy hand; overall drinks are averagely priced (4 shots of patron $42).
The birthday special was the absolute best part. Â You have till 10:30 to get absolutely wasted. Â $2 beers $3 fine drinks. Â After that, it all goes down hill. Â Now you are drunk and the drinks cost a fortune, it gets really crowded, you lose your friends, get your feet stepped on and the music is just wrong. Â I wore a short dress and I think I was overdressed for this place. Â For guys looking for eye candy, this place is stacked with it. Â I saw a lot of cheeks...
Review Source:SERIOUSLY? NOT QUITE. Â this is the loudest, most steroidy jersey place ever, and i was chased to my car by a man with his pants down. Â i dropped my keys, and thought for sure it was rape time.
I doubt i will ever pay 10 dollars to be grabbed about by a bunch of drunken juiceheads. thank you.
Great club. Â Awesome dance music in the main room, a chill outdoor venue to walk around and drink amidst a beautiful summer evening. Â This place packs HOTTIES, so many good looking girls here. Â If you are single and in your 20's def come check out the headliner in neptune. Be sure to bring a backup id and make sure everything is legit, they do not play around. Â I saw a military guy not get in because all he had was his military id, they demanded a current driver's license! Â Come prepared. Â drinks are reasonable, 5 dollar beers, 8 dollar mixed drinks, standard for the jersey shore. An all in all good time, avoid this place at all costs on a memorial day weekend or 4th of july as they pack it too much and it is quite uncomfortable, and there are numerous fights that break out because of the sardine-like atmosphere.
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