High Heels Saloon

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  Most of the girls here are really attractive. 2 out of 15 maybe not so much. Can't have everything, right?!
  
  Service at your table is quick and friendly! The waitresses seem to all know how to treat customers. The bartenders are friendly and knowledgable.
  
  If you're looking for the "girlfriend experience" or just a nice show, this place is great.

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  Posted on 10.09.13 Luna C.

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  If you like strippers who freak out over nothing, this is your place. If you like strippers who continue to come after you and your friends and continue to freak out long after the original situation is over, this is your place. If you like white strippers who get "ghetto angry" at you, this is your place. If you like strippers who throw glasses full of liquid at you while you are walking out the door, this is your place. I would have given this place zero stars, but <a href="http://yelp.com">http://yelp.com</a> does not let you do that.

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  Posted on 11.06.09 Jon G.

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  On any given night, whether during the week or on the weekend, you get the B Team.  There IS no A Team.  Out of the 10-12 girls that are there, 1 or 2 are worth the dollar for a shake.  The others are either over the top or a bit nasty.  The poles in this club aren't very tall, so cool ceiling tricks don't happen.
  
  But, it's the closest titty bar to Somonauk, Sandwich, etc, so it's what they've got to deal with.  
  
  Drinks are WAY overpriced, as is the $7 admission, but the cocktail waitresses are great, nice and very quick.

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  Posted on 07.12.09 Hilary H.

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  Welcome to High Heels Saloon, where that's the only thing the girls wear.
  
  This was my first experience at a strip club, and while I can mark this off my "things to do before I die" list, I don't know that I'll ever go to another strip club...  Or at least, not this one.
  
  I'd say this is probably where old strippers are put out to pasture, or where young women in the area work if they need to make some cash monies.  One of the first dancers I laid eyes on was probably in her later 30's or early 40's and she was obviously wearing a bad blonde wig, cocked to the left and garish make up.  Yummy.
  
  Maybe I'm not really qualified to comment on the girls since tit-ays are not my cup of tea, but I'll talk about the service.
  
  Our bartender was really friendly, HOWEVER she charged us $11/shot of tequila.  Why?  Because in addition, she charged us heavy for our chasers.  How much could a shot glass of pineapple juice really cost the establishment?  I had been tipping her heavy all night, so I thought this was kind of ridiculous.  They also run your card BEFORE you drink and keep your tab open, but I'm not sure if this is just the industry standard.
  
  All told, I was impressed with some of the girls - I would love to be able to spin around a pole using only my thigh muscles.  A few were quite limber and made their "craft" seem like an art form.  However, there were some girls that stood like deer in headlights.  Funny, I just said headlights while talking about girls that make money *shaking* their headlights - hilarity!
  
  Gas Money to Somonauk - $15.00
  Drinks - $50.00
  Contribution to getting your friend a lap dance from an old lady - $5.00
  Going to the strip club with 12 of your friends and watching said lap dance - PRICELESS.

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  Posted on 09.17.07 Ellie B.

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