Hot Bodies Gentlemen's Club

Probably the worse club ever. I mean like you want me to spend my hard earn money, when you are not even trying hard to dance. I'm still trying to figure out how you can dance so slow to a fast song, like can we get some hustle out of you please. Oh! And let's not talk about how the dancers look :( can we say you shouldn't be dancing with no clothes off.

Hot Bodies which my friends and I have affectionately referred to as "The Dirty".  Things you should know about Hot Bodies is that it has a cheap cover and is BYOB.  Other than that its your standard second tier strip club.  Personally, I have seen some women here who should be working at much better places and I have seen some who should be paid to keep their clothes on.

Its BYOB and you can see some action.  If that's is your thing than Hot Bodies is your place.  If not then move along.  I will take the unpretentious action over the other places in S. Austin.