Jim & Michelle's Farm Table

Had a burger and fries and an order of vegetable tempura.
The vegetable tempura gets my award for worst I've ever had anywhere in the US.
I actually believe I could've put an apron on a chimpanzee and produced a better result.
The vegetables were cut in huge pieces and covered with an inordinately large amount of batter- so much that I really think that they have no right to even call this dish " tempura" - maybe change the name to "giant vegetable chunks deep fried in thick batter"
The burger was dry, overcooked and required 4 tablespoons of mayo just to swallow it down and even with that much lube I still felt like I might choke.
The fries were soggy and forgettable.
Had I not been so hungry, I would have demanded a refund and left a tip that read
" please change the name of your restaurant to Table to Dumpster"

I have have rarely dined better- and never at this price. The food was superb, the atmosphere was calming, and the waitstaff was friendly, attentive, and accommodating. I stopped in for dinner and wish I'd had time to return for breakfast. Henceforth, I will never pass through the Valley without dropping in.

The absolute best berry and brie omelet I have had ever had i my life. One of the best breakfasts of my life in the United State and Europe.