La Mirage

Best place in town IMO if you want to see mostly naked chics dancing.  The place is much nicer than the others in town and the girls are better.  I have spent way to much money here over the years.  The house rules are not ridiculous and the bouncers are not assholes.  I support single moms and dependants in their pursuits of a college education!  
I like to go here on non payday weekends and during the middle of the week to have a little nicer experience.  Not as many drunk Marines running around, but even when they are they ussally are not to crazy.

I was heavily intoxicated tonight. Pregaming with margaritas at dinner and being served a few knockout rounds of Crown from the bartender here at La Mirage I was anything but sober. I saw with my fellow MOS mates and enjoyed a few of the strippers as they did their routine on the stage and small catwalk. This joint boasted much nicer girls that the Cave in Jacksonville.

I was wearing a baseball cap that night and a hot little Asian dancer sauntered up and took my hat from me. She got up on stage and stripped down to nothing but my hat. Though I was receiving a lot of praise for apparently being flirted with, I was concerned about my hat. I just bought it!

She then walks away and leaves me wondering....am I going to get my hat back? Well, she suckers me into a lap dance to get my hat back but the lap dance was pretty stellar.

I love the smell of strippers in the morning.