Holy hell, this place scarred me for life.
I came here for a bachelorette party with a group of about 8 girls. Â There was nowhere to sit, nowhere to put our coats, and it was so loud we couldn't hear each other, even if we were yelling. Â There are tacky stripper poles laid all over the place and a mechanical bull in the back room.
At one point during the night a female employee (who looked super young) in assless chaps jumped on the bull and began gyrating against it and touching herself.
I was surprised to find this place in the same plaza as all of the nice restaurants and bars surrounding it. Â It was definitely out of place.
I convinced the girls that we needed to get the hell out, but first I had to use the restroom. Â I went through some secret door that brought me to an arcade maze. Â I seriously couldn't find my way around. Â This place is awful.
I have grown up around Novi and if you want an 'out of Novi experience,' this is the place to go...not in a good way. Sleezy, small and out of the place for its location. Men, if you're looking to take a girl home, this couldn't be any easier. Not to be rude, but this is the sort of place that belongs in Pontiac along side Tiki Bobs. I suppose I am sometimes in that mood, but it's so awkwardly placed between all the fine bars and resturants.
I may sound like a snob, but there is definitely a specific place for a bar like this, and it's not Novi.
Well, if your idea of hot nights and hotter hotties is fulfilled by taking an off duty old-person shuttle/rehab bus re-branded as a PARTY WAGON to an outdoor strip mall next door to The Great Indoors, World Market and a Dick's Sports, then this is your spot! First of all, get there before 9. I walked by at 9 and there was no line! NO LINE! When I passed by around 12am, there was a huge line, and it was mostly floosies wearing "cowboy hats" and dresses that barely covered their holy parts.
They have a velvet rope line and a giant bouncer dude. It's just weird seeing that right across from an Embassy Suites hotel, and right down the street from a shopping mall.
This is the best the suburbs have to offer, which means tons of hoochies inside, and nothing but Dick's outside.
I'm not an avid Novi visitor so on my recent trip when my friends proposed going to the Liquor Store I had no idea what to expect.
To be honest it's not the classiest of joints. Â The bar girls dress in assless chaps and bikini bottoms and the entertainment is watching drunk people get tossed off of a mechanical bull. Â Hilarious? Â Yes. Â The best place to go on a first, second, or hell, any date? Â Probably not. Â
The place does have a certain vibe to it that you won't find easily, its like it knows its a bit of a joke therefore its actually a lot of fun. Â The DJ does a great job although the "dance floor" is a bit small and you have to share it with girls dancing on brass poles. Â (Classy right?) Â
In retrospect it was a fun night.
Yes, I'm a fan....
Ambiance: decent for a young professional or an older cheap professional. Decor is low-lit red lights, very sexy toned, with lots of sexy innuendos, including a mechanical bull, stripper poles, and female servers wearing cowboy pants with the butts cut out and complete butt cheeks exposed! Its a free show there! That's a good thing. It is very liberated and full of natural human sexuality lol. It doesn't seem dingy or dirty or creepy either. The bathrooms are fairly clean until 1am. That part cannot be helped. The arcade is fun and keeps its PG because families are there until 9 or 10pm.
Drinks: I think they are expensive but I have no clue. I just know they don't carry Skyy, so my hot friend treated me to my usual, Goose Lemon drop. For drinks, I prefer the Cran and goose or grapefruit and goose. The night I was there, the servers did not skimp on the liquor-nice.
Mechanical bull: I've never done it, but its fun entertainment for all. Who says adults can't be silly and have fun once in awhile.
Poles: Dancers in go-go boots and bottom bearing shorts dance sometimes and it is to liven up the place. I think its hot, sexy, and talent. The girls are really good dancers who work hard at keeping their bodies fit and toned. Congrats!
Audience: 20's to 40's. Earlier in the night you will see the 40's to late 50's crowd. Hopefully, the 60's crowd is wandering through from the Dave & Â Busters family side because I would hate to see a broken hip happen while on the pole scene or a someone throw out their back on the mechanical bull!
Suggestion: Don't go there if you are looking for a sit-down low-key bar to watch sports on tv. major fail.
Cover charge: $5
Coat check: $2
Parking lot- its in a mall. so there is quite a trek from your car to the bar. Wear a thick winter coat and check it. Love yourself and do yourself the favor.
We went here for a bachelorette party last night because M Bar Go is closed for the summer. They have electronic signs all over that say "bachelorette party central". Well, that's because that is the only thing there, a bunch of bachelorette parties. Seriously, there looked to be over a hundred girls in there and like 5 guys, all of whom were creepy (although I did get to witness one of the sweetest mullets of all time!) and one who looked old enough to be my grandpa. If my grandpa were a weird child molester/serial rapist. We basically rode the mechanical bull, got some hilarious pics of that! Had a drink (the bartender called my friend m'am and lost his tip). Dude, seriously, I would rather be called a b**** than m'am! Then moved on to another, way more fun bar across town.
Review Source:You will be very entertained and have many wonderful stories after a night at the Liquor Store. It's attached to an arcade, so you may stumble past a few youngsters having some family fun as you attempt to find the bathroom. There's a mechanical bull, a happenin' dance floor, and the place is generally packed with people who are looking to meet/grind on hotties. If you're a woman and even a little bit cute, expect to drink for free - between dancing on the bar and friendly but slightly-too-old-for-you men, you will be well taken care of at the Liquor Store.
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