McDonald's

There is always a line here and that's bad since this is about the slowest McDonalds I've ever been too.  Drive through seems to get priority over people ordering inside, so if you skip the drive through line you might end up waiting longer for your food, it's happened to me a couple times.

Tell me you're joking.

You've driven to Amish country, to the free-flowing Mohican River, you've passed through Loudonville and you see... a McDonald's?  TELL me you just kept right on driving, Buster.  TELL me you stopped, instead, at the marvelous West Main Cafe on the main drag in beautiful Loudonville, and enjoyed a real meal, for the same price as the Mickey Dee factory-fresh meal.  TELL me you abhor the serial dismemberment of every small town in America, the rape of the palate, and the zombification of the workforce.

Or I'll come right over there and spit in your McCrapwitch.