Warning!  Keep your wits about you at the Palazio  The women will jerk you around and you'll end up paying WAY more than you ever thought you would.  I'd recommend The Yellow Rose head and shoulders above this place.  The girls there are prettier and explain UP FRONT what you are getting for your money, as opposed to Palazio where they tell you one thing then make you pay another.  Forget this place.  You can do better.
Review Source:A fateful night which ended here. Strip clubs are way different here than in LA. My friend and I were almost not allowed in because we didn't have a male escort with us. I guess their policy is crazy wives come in to get their men also women of the noche also try their business here. Pretty interesting. We go in. The drinks are cheap. The girls are pretty here. I just hate those stupid little chairs on wheels. With that being said I fell on my butt in a dress! My purse made the chair, unfortnately I didn't. Lol. One of my best moments. After being helped up by two of the sweetest lesbians the fun continued.
Review Source:This place runs a good scam!!! Just 2 warnings...don't use a credit card because they will "F" you in charges. 2nd don't let the girls sit and just chat with you because it will cost you a good chunk of money to just talk with you. They don't t tell you this untill you are about to leave and then they go crazy on you arse!!! Seriously if they just sit and start talking either get your lap dance or tell them to go away or it will cost you. It figures that a place like this would be so dishonest and shady!!!
Review Source:In town with some music executives for the SXSW event and we did a gentle men's club crawl. Checked out a few of the most popular spots in town. The Palazio was by far the best of them all, hospitality was superb, from the waitresses , dancers, to the bartenders, the girls were so gorgeous, and that's coming from a girl! And the ambiance and decor of this place tops all the other places, the light show is sick, and the place was spotless, felt like I was in Vegas baby!
Review Source:Last night my man and I were feeling frisky and some steamy playtime at Palazio turned out to be just the fingers to "scratch" our naughty Itch.
Bishop, you are the man! Thanks for making our night out so memorable. The ladies were beautiful, the drinks were spectacular, and the VIP treatment made me wish we could head back there right now!
Hey Blondie, you know who you are...We will see you soon! My man insists!
I love gentlemen's club as much as the next guy... ok maybe more. Nonetheless, I had a great experience here- the girls are gorgeous, the entertainment is quality ;), and we we became friends with the manager who an awesome guy all around. Next time I'm in town I'll definitely be passing through!
Review Source:I will give it 3 stars but it really runs at about a 2 star establishment. Â It is a bit more full of itself than it needs to be and is a bit overrated. Â I would rather go to Expose than here if I am choosing but hey go as the group goes. Â I also know that I am generally in the minority here but I have always had a good time there. Â It has some good looking women and surprisingly decent service. Â The crowd can get a bit sketchy at times but they keep a good eye on the place. Â
Not a bad way to kill some time and put some girl through "college".
I give Palazio 2 stars, well mostly for the cute, nice bartender Natalie I believe was her name?. Anyway.. I have been here before for a bachlorett party. I didn't want to leave a review just yet until at Least one or two more visits.
Visit number two was with my signifiant other, we went on a Friday night. we entered the club it was around 11:15pm. I walk up to the bar waiting to be acknowledged, I walk a little further down the bar and was spotted by Natalie? (sorry if I'm butchering her name) she introduced herself shook my hand, told me she would be taking care of me all night.. No complaints on my end there hehe...
So after we get our drinks ( Xx and a red bull vodka) we scan the room for a place to sit. We sit down near the stage, scan the room for the "employees". We see them approaching random people an asking them for a dance we were excited and waited to be asked.. No one came by us to ask if we wanted a dance, a drink, nothing. They would ask the people too the left of us and the right of us the people in front of us and yea.. I guess we were invisible.
We had a couple of drinks ($70 worth per my receipt) watched the dancers go on stage do a number come off stage and ask everyone but, us for a dance.
There were maybe 3 girls that I was interested in   However the rest were way way to boney, and no um... How do I say upper body area? Um oh yea. Their breasts were nothing to rave about but too each is their own. I prefer at least a C cup not "A" cup or training bra wearing women I'm sorry, but them three thicker women had the curves in all the right places.
There was also a newly announced one that night, she was cute and was very tricky and put on a good show on stage. She did this one move that was awesome she did a handstand, (if  you were near the stage) she would wrap her legs around your neck and do this pumping motion with your face to her.. Well I will just stop right there. Go check it out for yourself.
I will go here ONE more time, then edit this review. I really hope the next visit will be a better experience. Â I loved the atmosphere, the setting, everything but the service and some of the women only due to the fact of what my eyes prefer to view. I did get a good buzz and it did it's job in another department which is expected going in with your signifiant other right?. Â Oh an next time I will have grown a few to ask the damcers myself for a dance. Â Till next time. See ya!
My husband and I were trying to avoid the SXSW crowd so we decided to hit up a strip club with some friends. Â A lot of us were more focused on getting drunk rather than looking at the girls and I do have to say that I was not very impressed. Â I think the girls at Perfect 10 look a lot better under the blacklight. Â :)
We ordered several bottles so we were treated very well by the waitress and staff but I'm always going to wake up the next morning feeling like I got ripped off after that kind of night and it is what it is.
I feel comfortable at this place. It's nice and spacious, the staff is very courteous and they have some slammin hot girls dancing there. Â I haven't tried the food yet but I hear it's great. I was there on a weeknight and it was jumpin, I can only imagine what the crowd is like on a saturday. Me likey.
Review Source:It's the best in Austin. Which isn't saying much.
Take my advice and DON'T go on Sunday, when the C-team is at bat.
The cocktail waitresses are usually sweet.
The drinks are expensive. Duh.
The people-watching is almost always amazing. Last night there was Lapel, a d-bag with a silly haircut in a cheap suit with an enormous gold pin on his lapel, South By, a middle-aged dude who looked like he was taking a break from microblogging to put his face in some boobies, and Blow Pop, an amateur-white-rapper-looking fellow who was sucking on a blow pop. He then put said blow pop into the stripper's mouth who was dancing for him so that she could suck on it as well. But alas, it fell out of her mouth, into her hair, and then onto the stage. She picked it up and handed it back to this toolshed, who stuck it right back into his mouth.
The girls smell good, and it's fun every once in a while.
Simply the best in every sense of the word. Â Gorgeous dancers, sweet cocktail waitresses that truly cater to your needs, caring management, and a classy environment.
Anyone that gives this place less than 5 stars is just a broke ass that should stick to less classy establishments. Â This is top notch stuff right here.
At least it wasn't STANKankerous like Expose was. 8 of us were on a mission after our dinner at Roux to hit a strip joint (well, not me, of course, I wanted to go home and pray for Sarah Palin). When we walked into Expose, it was nothing but space. 10 guy customers, and 2 girls, and the place smelled like CAT food and ASS.
So, we hailed 3 cabs, asked the drivers what the best was, and they took us here to Palazio. If any of you have been to Crazy Horse Too in Vegas (at least when it was still around), this is sort of the impression I got when we arrived.... maybe slightly Vegas Spearmint Rhino too. But it was a pleasant uptick from the previous arm pit. Nice, Romanesque design, wide-open space, friendly hostess and door dude. $10 cover.
Inside..... decor was nice..... but very few girls. So our sausage party sat down near the center stage, and watched as this one pint-sized dancer wriggled and jiggled around the stage pole, to a  completely different beat from the music playing, almost as if she was listening to salsa on a hidden Ipod. Quite humerous actually.
Our waitress, Lauren, was a Goddess though. Very sweet, gorgeous eyes, extremely friendly, and came back regularly to check on our drinks. And that's when we realized..... she was the best looking girl there.
One of our guys was so disappointed, he went over to the Texas Hold'em table in the back and played with a few of the other patrons. The rest of us sat there and just went about our usual business talk, hoping for at least ONE decent girl to gawk at.
But no. It was like being a diabetic and watching the donut conveyor belt at Krispy Kreme. Interesting, but nothing spectacular, and you don't really want anything there or it'll make your pancreas explode.
Now, I know that Texas has some of the most beautiful women in the country, but I guess that distinction ends when it comes to even the most classiest designed strip joints. Maybe the good girls stay home in Austin?
Palazio is a fairly upscale gentleman's club in Austin. My sister works here (as a cocktail waitress and a bartender, not a dancer, thank you very much)
Because my sister works here, I went a couple times when I was in Austin to visit her. It's a pretty nice place as far as these establishments go. Luckily I didn't have to pay any cover charge, which can vary from night to night. They offer a full menu but I have never eaten here; I guess some men like to eat steak along with their lapdances.
What I thought was funny was that on one visit, there was some sports game on the tv and all the men in the club were more interested in the game than in the barely-clothed women writhing on stage. If you like to people watch, this is a great place to do it. As a female, it's so interesting to watch the interactions between the patrons and the dancers.
Anyway, if you're into this sort of thing, stop by Palazio sometime and be sure to tip your bartender or cocktail waitress really well. Â :P
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