As we were told by another couple, this pizza is an acquired taste. Â There is no pizza worth waiting 1 hr 20 minutes for. Â And that's not because we had to wait for a table. Â We walked right in at 7:30 pm on a saturday night and there were about 5 open tables. Â We ordered 3 of their "personal" pizzas and then sat there and waited... And waited... Â And I'm sorry, I think the only way someone can acquire a taste for overcooked pizza is after 4 pitchers of beer. Â
And then there is the decor. Â Straight out of 1978. Â Seriously. Â That must be why they keep the lights off so that you can't see how disturbingly outdated the place is. Â And if you are taller than 5'2" and 100 lbs, don't plan on using the woman's room. Â
And then there is the fact that in the year 2013, they still don't take credit cards. Â
Definitely won't be going back.
This place is packed all the time for good reason! Â It's the absolute best pub pizza in town! Â The price is just right, and their pizza is the smaller pub size pizza. Â Nice and greasy hot out of their oven. Â Sometimes the wait is long for pizza if there's a lot of people, but I assure you, it's well worth it! Â In the mean time, have one of their greek salads, which are smaller and delicious! Â Grab a pitcher of beer and you'll have a cheap great night with family and friends.
Review Source:I would give two stars but the name gets them one more. Pizza is good for a bar pizza, the beer is cheap but not as cheap as you would think for the decor and crowd. The place looks like it has an identity crisis between family friendly and a possible cool bar to hang at. the pizza takes forever to come out but its good. service sucks but what do u expect from a place that's been there forever, they know you will come back. Beware of pulling in and out of this place too. people drive like lunatice on that road.
Review Source:If you like a dark, dank, 70's style ambiance (pac-man machine), eating well-done, thin crust pizza and pitchers of cheap beer, then this is your place.  I don't like those things but I still love the Poopsie's experience and LOVE their pizza.  You can definitely eat a whole one (with a slice or two left).  It does take forever to get it, so  plan accordingly.  But, sometimes you hit it right and get it within half an hour. I always order their side iceberg salads, which are crisp, fresh, and delicious (they actually peel the cucumbers, yay!)  That helps while waiting for the pizza.  Very casual and a great place to meet with friends or family.
Review Source:Just got done with having poopsies for dinner so this review is hot off the press.
Living in town my whole life, I have only been to Poopsies a handful of times. I hadn't been in several years and have a night to myself tonight so I thought hey, I'll go for a poopsies pizza tonight. Based on the pizza alone, not the dark, dreary interior or anything else. I ordered a pepperoni pizza.
I called it in at 545 on a Tuesday night and was told a half hour wait which I figured it would be. I am not one to have sky high standards when it comes to food, but I really was expecting more. It didn't have a lot of flavor, was rather greasy on both the top and bottom, and was somewhat overcooked. I definitely can understand why it reminds some folks of Celeste pizza just more fresh and bigger because thats exactly what I thought. One pie is good for one person as I ate all but 2 slices. I don't know if I'd go back but if I did I would only go if I was driving by on my way home, def won't leave my house to go up to the highway for this place again. Its simply not worth going out of your way for.
Overall, if you're in the area and looking for a cheap meal and don't have high standards and can afford to wait for potentially an hour, Poopsies will suffice. Other than that, I won't go out of my way again for the pizza. I'd go across the street to Capones for a couple slices anyday over Poopsies. Bummer :(
Hi--- we have been Poopsies patrons for approx. 25 years.......they make THE BEST PIZZA in the  WORLD!  There is nothing that comes close.  We have lived in Boston for quite a few years, now, and still trek down to Marshfield to go to POOPSIES!  The staff are great too--- the customer service is wonderful.  Been to many 5 star restaurants in my life--- most times would rather be at Poopsies!!
Review Source:This place was just awesome. And by awesome I mean you have to appreciate a throw-back to 1975 - including the prices. For a casual, bring your kids, cheap eat this place was awesome. We met with friends early on a Saturday and had no problem getting a table for 8. I think had we arrived any later it would have been a bigger issue.
The bar pizza is absolutely fabulous - although we couldn't decide if we liked Poopsie's or Satuit Tavern better. However, the cold pitcher of beer with the hot bar pizza combo was fabulousness.
The ONLY downside to this experience was how excruciatingly long it took to get our pizzas and other food. It was at least an hour. I had read online reviews about 40 minutes of waiting and that would be generous. With two very young ones in our crowd the wait for food was a bit tough - but we had good company and the older kids were entertained by the Ms. Pac Man machine.
There are three places in the South Shore that serve amazing bar pizza. They are in order of excellence, The Lynwood in Randolph, Town Spa in Stoughton, and Poopsies. Call 2 hours in advance on weekends. Don't bother with Greek salad, horrid. Staff was very pleasant and atmosphere is 1982 awesomeness.
Review Source:This place has excellent pizza and cheap, ice cold beer. It has been a staple for as long as I can remember in Pembroke and I have a lot of great memories here. This place's buzzing atmosphere is a testament to it's greatness. When you're here, you certainly have your finger on the pulse of Pembroke.
Review Source:Poopsies is an absolute legend on the South Shore. Â The pizza is PHENOMENAL, perfect crispy crust and just enough cheese and sauce. Â My personal favorite pizza is pickle and bacon, no where else compares to Poopsies when it comes to this pizza. Â The frosty mugs are better than sex.
Only downside to this place is the service. Â Plan on waiting AT LEAST 45 minutes for a pizza. Â In order to get a hold of your waitress you're going to need a megaphone because she'll make herself scarce most of the time. Â Overall I'd say Poopsies is a must try for anyone visiting the South Shore and looking for great pizza, beer and atmosphere.
Came here because we were craving pizza, and this place hit the spot. The bar pizza is perfect- chewy/crispy crust, nice and greasy, lots of cheese and toppings- we got hamburger and green pepper. The hamburger was delicious. My issues with this place: 1- cash only. booooo. 2. BAD beer selection.Only on tap- miller and bud. Boooo. 3. Kinda sketchy townie bar vibe. 4. LONG wait for pizza. We watched a billion pizzas get made before ours came out. This place sells a lot of pizzas!! Take out orders were stacked like 6 pizzas high! But at least the pizza was amazing when it came out.
Review Source:Um yeah this place is wicked awesome.
$2 Miller high life on draft. Thats the cheapest champagne of beer you can get.
So the whole bar pie thing seemed stupid to me until I actually had one. They are cheap, greasy and amazing. The crust is somewhere between a cracker and regular thin crust which makes for a great pizza. The amount of cheese and toppings were above average and the quality was pretty good as well. The only thing that sucked was how long it takes to get one. This is not because they take a long time to make, but because they seem to so backed up with orders you would think every person in Pembroke must be eating here.
The other great thing about this place was the atmosphere. Not only does the inside look like it hasn't changed since 1970 neither do many of the patrons. The only thing missing was a thick haze of cigarette smoke which would have completed this place. It was pretty intense, but I loved it.
So go enjoy the time warp with cheap beer and bar pie.
Say you're out shopping at nearby Kohl's or Christmas Tree Shop and you're looking for a fast and very affordable pub pizza, well this is your place. It's absurd how cheap the prices are. 5 dollars for a cheese pizza, 6 dollars for a sausage pizza?? Gimme one for here and one to take home at that price.
They are nice and greasy pizzas and come with a choice of many toppings. The menu also has burgers, salads and other pub fare, all at crazy low prices. Three pies, three soft drinks, one Greek salad, 26 bucks. There is a lot of value here.
The draw backs are the decor as it looks like it was set up sometime in the 70's and never been changed. The other drawback when we were there was the fact that the poor waitress was working alone to a near packed dining room so she didn't have much time at her disposal to look after our needs, but we understood. Beware as well as they don't take credit cards, cash only! They did have an ATM in house but it was out of order.
A great place to watch a game as they have TVs everywhere you turn. Not sure about the price of a pitcher of beer, but I know it has to be anything but unreasonable.
Don't come here if you're looking for anything fancy or to be impressed. Do come here for decent pizza at a rock bottom price. Budget minded diners take notice of this hidden gem!
Like Mama Celeste Pizza on steroids, and dirt cheap. Â There is no BS at Poopsie's, just ice cold beer and delicious bar pie. Â If you're expecting atmosphere, ambiance, pampering, or style--hop on the highway . Â On several occasions, I have gone to Poopsie's with more than five people, had a pizza, and split eight or nine pitchers of beer for less than $20. Â Where else can you binge-drink for that price?
The pizza is plenty for one and will leave you craving more. Poopsie's has two added benefits that I haven't found anywhere else. Â First, if you're wearing any piece of name-brand clothing, you will undoubtedly be the best dressed person in the restaurant--great ego booster. Second, all of the waitresses look like they just woke up from a 25-year coma. Â Â Apparently, in 1986 waitresses are all perfectly nice, competent, and quick--with fantastic hair to boot! Â Unlike the talkative waitresses everywhere else, this waitstaff gets it done without having to talk it up for a tip. Â This is a true dive, and there is no better place to spend a Sunday afternoon. Â That is, if you like watching football on a 21 inch Magnavox! Â
All jokes aside, I F'n love this place.
When I moved to Pembroke I had several people ask me "have you tried Poopsie's pizza yet?" Â After laughing at the name, I would say no but I finally gave in and tried it. Â You can get the same pizza at any grocery store in the frozen section. Â Actually a lot of those frozen pizzas are better than Poopsie's. Â People say it's "good bar pizza" and I agree with them if that's another way of saying "bad pizza".
Review Source:Hands down, the best bar pizza ever. My favorite is the black olive ... mmm!
So perfect and simple.
Don't expect anything but bar pizza, cheap beer, and semi-rude wait staff. The waitresses have been there just as long as the place has been open! It's so local, so good, and really affordable.
Word to the wise: Order your pizza EARLY. Especially on weekends; it can get backed up to 2 hours on Fri, Sat, Sun.
Upon entering Poopsie's, my boyfriend and I were able to snag a table that was just evacuated. Â Upon sitting down, we were told that the pizzas were backed up 45 minutes to an hour. Â My boyfriend insisted that when one comes to Poopsie's, you just have to order pizza; so we each ordered our individual pizzas. Â I had a pepperoni and mushroom combo while he ordered one cheese pizza and one pepperoni pizza. Â Upon waiting for our pizza, we shared a pitcher of beer for only $9! Â The only beer on tap included the domestic (Miller Lite, Budweiser, and Budlight (?)). Â Our waitress wasn't kidding-- it took over an hour for our pizza to arrive, but it was worth it. Â The crust is thin and baked perfectly. Â There isn't excess grease under the pizza or layers of oil dripping off the top. Â The blend of cheese is very good, and I admit almost devouring my entire pizza. Â
Poopsie's is a cute pizza place that is good for a date or group of family and friends. Â Its humble appearance is nicer than your usual pizza place, but still comforting after a long work week. Â The pizzas are also only between $5-7...a great deal! Â I give Poopsie's 3.5 stars. Â I just wish they had more draft options...
This place was horrible. It does in fact look like your dad's creepy friend's basement, but not in the good way. Unless you're four beers in, there is no way that the food tastes even palatable. The pizza was essentially microwaved and the salad was half decent, but visually looked like a gentleman hath pleasured it. Our waitress was listless and awkward and the patrons were sideways lookin' folks. Not even in the fun kitschy way. No thank you.
Review Source:My own slice of heaven. Â I love the bar pizza with everything on it. Â The mugs are frosted, the beer is ice cold, and it all goes down so well after a great beach day. Â
This place hasn't changed in decades and that's what most people love about this place. Â
If you're picking up an order, order a long time in advance because this place gets busy and can take time.
My brother in law loves the bowl of chili with hot dogs standing upright.
I really don't understand how this place could get 3 stars by anyone. Â If you're looking for real pizza don't go here. Â If you're looking for bar style pizza this is the spot.
I love Poopsie's a can't wait to go and have a Poopsie's pizza II with hot peppers. Â The linguica topping is a must and unique in the pizza topping world.
Great place for kids. Â They also use to have a fun trivia night.
Pretty good place thats right around the street from my office. Â Pizza is pretty good (although I have had some better pizza). Plenty of seating and atmosphere was pretty good. Â
My one big complaint is that no matter what time of day you go, dont expect a quick meal. Â Last time i went there with my brother and we didnt eat for over a half an hour, and our waitress was kind of scatterbrained. Â We had to ask twice to get more drinks.
Definately one of those places where you go after work with some friends and dont really have anywhere to go.
I love (and always will) love Poopsies!
If your looking for gourmet pizza and elegant decor, you won't find it here. Â And don't try to order a Guiness either, as the waitress once told my friend "This is Poopsies, honey!" Â What you will find at Poopsie's is the BEST bar pizza around and the best people watching. Â It definitely holds a special place in my heart, been coming here since I was a kid and come here every Thanksgiving Eve with my high school friends. Â 9 years out of high school and the tradition has yet to break because we love Poopsie's pizza and their fine live entertainment, two words Harry French. Â Harry is a one man band and definitely brings the fun to Poopsies, what are you doing reading this review, get yourself to Poopsie's and find out for yourself! Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey GOODBYEEEE!
No luck with that Bartender...yet. Â I must say though there are more bar patron hook ups in this place than on <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2FMatch.com&s=811cc30022d77156f869d2477f68d5823aaf9b46b799319ab032f2da80256579" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://Match.com</a>.
If your looking for a man they are here, but usually its after work and they have dirty jobs.
What woman can resist the scent of motor oil and sawdust. Intoxicating, really.
If you show a little cleave you have a 99% chance that someone will buy you a drink.
I love that pizza!
Growing up in Marshfield I always sort of shied away from Poopsie's. I mean, after all, its fecal-themed name and pretty dismal location didn't really seem very alluring to me. When you walk into the place you choose your own seat and wait for about ten minutes for the surly, middle-aged waitress to lazily ask you what you want to drink, and then another ten for her to actually take your order.....and then another twenty for your AMAZING pizza to arrive. Nevermind the decor, which reminds you of one of your Dad's creepy friend's basement (wood paneling, lack of natural light, weird smell, and all).
Yet, in spite of all this, I still dare to give Poopsie's an absurdly high rating. I'm going to blindly pretend that Poopsie's is just take out, because god knows I'm never going to choose them as a sit down restaurant ever again. Their pizzas are $6-$7 each, and are without contest the best bar pizzas I have ever had. EVER. Okay, I admit it, bar pizza is not gourmet cuisine. But seriously, man up and order a small pepperoni pizza and then tell me that you're not madly in love.
Rating is based strictly on the pizza, which was what made me go there.
For the longest time, I had friends tell me how great the pizza was at Poopsie's. I finally went and it was a huge disappointment. It was undercooked at the bottom and overcooked on the top. I've had bar pizza done in a similar style and all I can say is that it was not good. Maybe I hit it on a wrong night but it did not live up to the hype. It was so disappointing, I have not had a desire to go back to try again.
You gotta love this place! Â It's cheap and the food is good. Â The individual size pizza's are great. Â The house salad is delicious with the Russian dressing. Â I have always had good service, despite their usually only having one waitress to serve 15 tables. Â The decor is somewhat cheesy, but it adds to it! Â Stop in on your way back from the Christmas Tree Shop!
Review Source:I am very torn on Poopsie's. It is a very addictive, delicious pizza. I have been going here since I was 5 so there is the sentimental thing too. BUT - I hate actually eating in, it is so dark and noisy and there are many TVs playing sports and/or news, which I hate. The ambiance is about as bad as can be. The other thing I don't understand is why it is sometimes an hour and a half wait to get a pizza (?) My theory is that they have a wee little oven that only cooks 2 pizzas at a time. I don't know why people put up with it, yet we all do - we keep going back. The pizzas feed one adult, and cost a little over $5. My husband loves these pizzas so much he actually dreams about them. This is the place we plan ahead for, order an hour and 1/2 before we actually want to eat and then pick them up.
The pizzas at The Satuit Tavern are almost the same!
Edit: there was an article in a local paper that said they can cook 24 pizzas at one time  - still the long wait, that's how good it is
Alrighty, I'm boosting up ol' Poopsie's rating!!
Everything decor and wait-wise that the other reviewers have said is absolutely true. Poopsie's has been here since 1973, and I swear they haven't changed the decor ever. Faux wood paneling everywhere, really dark *um, no? lighting* w/ little red votives on each table. Sure, it totally needs a decor overhaul, but the freakin awesome bar pizza so makes up for it. By far, the BEST bar pizza on the South Shore. To be honest, the '70's decor-vibe doesn't bother me, probably cuz I've been coming here since I was a kid, and the nostalgia kicks in. Definitely order a pizza per person *The prices are really cheap*, maybe order some salads, and have a few beers while you're waiting. The pizzas usually do take about an hour *just be prepared!*, but they are so worth the wait. Perfect sauce/cheese/toppings, with a nice, crispy crust. *Sometimes we call ahead for take-out during the weekend, the wait is usually even longer than an hour, just for a head's up.* If you're craving a perfect bar pizza, definitely head to Poopsie's. Try not to get lost going to Pembroke, *tho Poosie's is right on Rt. 139, in this little strip mall, right after Burger King*, and smile at the yucky decor. :0)
Poopsie's in Pembroke, MA is on my way to and from Marshfield.. Â it is a dimly lit sports bar/restaurant with cheap cheap food that is actually not half bad! Â It as a simple menu or burgers/fries/pizzas that serve up quick and there are several TVs to watch the Sox game on (or whatever other sports happen to be playing). Â This isn't the nicest place but if you are looking for a quick bite and want to check the score - this is a funny little place to do it!
Review Source:Hey, do you like bar pizza? Â This place is worth the trip (if you have a car). Â Seat yourself, wait for one of the two waitresses, order 1 pie per person (then mix and match different toppings), get cheep pitchers of beer (soda's are not free refills), and watch the game for an hour while you wait for your pie. Â Trust me, it's worth it. Â All pies are made fresh to-order, in the order their... ordered.
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